ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
好的目前状况是这样Okay,here'sthesituation.(ParentsJustDon'tUnderstand)歌♥词你父母出门度假一周Yourparentswentawayonaweek'svacation.他们把全新保时捷跑车的钥匙留下了TheyleftthekeystothebrandnewPorsche.他们介意吗当然不介意啊Wouldtheymind?Well,ofcoursenot.我就开着出去转转lljusttakeitforalittlespin可能找几个朋友炫耀一下Andmaybeshowitofftoacoupleoffriends我就开着逛逛街坊邻里或许我不应该lljustcruisearoundtheneighborhood.Well,maybeIshouldn't我当然会这么做集中注意力关键来了Yeah!OfcourseIshould.Payattentionhere'sthethickoftheplot车停在我街区的角落Pulleduptothecornerattheendofmyblock这时我看见一位美女走来That'swhenIsawthisbeautifulgirly-girlwalking我拿起电♥话♥假装说话IpickedupmycarphonetoperpetratelikeIwastalking敞篷大开音乐正嗨Sunroofwasopen,themusicwashigh女孩的手正在悄悄摸上我的大腿Andthatgirl'shandwassteadilymovingupmythigh她解开了上衣的三个扣子Shehadopenedupthreebuttonsonhershirtsofar所以我可能才没看到那辆警车Iguessthat,swhyIdidn'tnoticethatpolicecar我不敢相信我犯了个错Ican'tbelieveit!Imadeamistake但家长都一样不管时间地点ButparentsarethesameNomattertimenorplace所以告诉这片土地上的那些孩子Sotoallyoukidsallacrosstheland不需要解释家长永远不会懂NoneedtoargueParentsjustdon'tunderstand太棒了Allright!谢谢Ish射Thankyou.Thankyou.稍微卖♥♥弄一下所以有什么事JustalittlesomethingIknow.So,what'sup?有人在Ramsett公园着火了SomeoneisonfireinRamsettPark.他们需要你马上赶过去Theyneedyoutogetdownthererightaway.我的天啊Oh,myGod.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第1集第2季第1集这个夏天我做了很多动物园的宣传vebeenspendingthesummerdoingalotofzoopromotions.鹦鹉可以活很久Parrotsliveaverylongtime.所以我们给一只鹦鹉办60岁生日派对SoWehadabirthdaypartyforaparrotthatturned60.黑猩猩很聪明所以我们让它们从大学毕业Chimpanzeesareverysmart,sowehadthemgraduatefromcollege.它们喜欢丢便便所以我们希望Andtheyliketoflingtheirfeces,sowewere它们也能扔学十帽hopingthattheywouldflingtheirhats.但它们还是只扔便便Buttheyjustflungtheirfeces.Pawnee动物园最近购入了两只南非黑足企鹅燕尾服和小腹ThePawneeZoorecentlypurchasedtwoSouthAfricanblack-footedpenguins,TuxandFlipper.作为公园宣传活动的一部分Andaspartofourzoopromotion,我们要给他们举办婚礼仪式wearegoingtogivethemamarriageceremony,因为他们是命定的伴侣becausetheymateforlife.燕尾服你愿意让小蹊成为你的合法妻子吗Tux,doyoutakeFlipper,tobeyourlawfullyweddedwife?"我愿意我愿意”"Ido!Ido!"经由公园与娱乐部赋予我的权力BythepowervestedinmefromtheDepartmentofParksandRecreation,我宣布你们为夫妻Inowpronounceyouhusbandandwife!哦Ohl也好至少它们结婚了Okay,well,atleastthey'remarried.它们在造小孩吗Aretheymakingbabies?这两只不行这两只都是公企鹅Well,notthosetwo.Thosearebothboypenguins.你说什么msorry?燕尾服和小蹊都是男孩子TuxandFlipperarebothboys.所以严格来说你应该称它们是夫夫Soyoushouldhavepronouncedthemhusbandandhusband,technically.太棒了That'sawesome.话虽如此天气还是很好Still,youcouldn'thaveaskedforbetterweather.Brendanawicz你个吃三明治的Brendanawicz,youbigsandwicheater.哦Oh.停下吧Cutitout,now.澄清一下那是纯友谊的一拳Justtobeclear,thatwasafriendpunch.我打在你手臂上的这个动作不是在打情骂俏TherewasnoflirtatiousmeaningbehindthatplayfulpunchIjustgaveyourarm.是的我理解你过分充分地说明了Yes,Idounderstand.You'vemadeitabundantlyclear我们的关系中没有浪漫的元素thatthere'snoromanticelementtoourrelationshipinanyway.是的挺好这样像朋友一样胡闹不是很好吗Yes.Good.Isn'titgoodtobeabletojustkindofhorsearoundlikethisasfriends?是的很好-是Itis.Yeah.-Yeah.我那晚上真的跌倒谷底了Ireallyhitrockbottomthatnight.我是说我字面意义上AndImeanthatIliterallyfell摔到了坑底撞上了石头tothebottomofapitandhitarock.我记得我躺在那想Irememberlayingtherethinking,”应该有个好理由吧为我躺在这还单身""There'sprobablyagoodreasonwhymdownhereandsingle."然后我想“我需要吗♥啡♥"AndthenIstartedthinking,"Ineedmorphine."哦对了我听说今天你让两只公企鹅非常幸福了Oh,yeah,Ihearyoumadetwomalepenguinsveryhappytoday.你创造了历史Knope我喜欢这样You'remakinghistory,Knope.Ilikethat.敢于冒险Stickingyourneckout,youknow.不我没有冒险那是个误会No,Ididn'tstickmyneckout.Itwasanaccident.偏离主流我觉得很酷Outofthemainstream.Ithinkthat'scool.我在主流里minthemainstream.是的我懂不没有偏离Yeah,Iknow.-No,no.Notoutofit.社会激进-不没有Socialactivism.-No!Uh-uh.这个镇上的人真的不喜欢政♥府♥雇员太过激进Peopleinthistowndon'treallyliketheirgovernmentemployeesbeingactivists.抗癌非盈利组织去年一位垃圾工戴了个“LiVeStrong”手环就被停职了1.astyear,agarbagemanwassuspendedforwearingaLiveStrongbracelet嘿LeSlie有个同志酒吧的老板送了你个蛋糕Hey,Leslie,someguywhoownsagaybarsentyouacake.Pawnee有同志酒吧Pawneehasagaybar?是的”凸点,，Yeah.TheBulge.在我房♥子后面It'sbehindmyhouse.”凸点”是同志酒吧TheBulgeisagaybar?啊我在那浪费过那么多个晚上Uh,thenightsvewastedthere."Leslie妹砸啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊""Leslie!Hey,girrrrrrrrl!"写了八个“啊"WitheightR,s.”感谢你支持同志婚姻"Thankyouforsupportingthecauseofgaymarriage.”你很摇滚'凸点的男孩们”"Yourock!TheboysatTheBulge."他们觉得这是政♥治♥表态Theythoughtthatwasapoliticalgesture?好吧谁也不准吃蛋糕Tom来我办公室Okay,nobodyeatthatcake.Tom?Stepintomyoffice.也是我的办公室无所谓了That'salsomyoffice.-Yeah,whatever.我知道你不是同性恋-我不是Iknowthatyouarenotgay.-No,mnot.但你很女性化-啥Butyou,reeffeminate.-What?你穿着一件印了蛇的桃色衬衫Well,you'rewearingapeachshirtwithacoiledsnakeonit.是的这是男性潮流杂♥志♥特别推荐的超棒啊Yes,'causeitwasfeaturedinDetailsmagazine.Andit'sawesome.女性化总之重点是Effeminate.Anyway,sothepointis,你觉得让企鹅结婚是某种表态吗doyouthinkthatmarryingpenguinsmadesomekindofstatement?是的这个态就是你非常孤独需要养个宠物Yes.Thestatementwasthatyou'reverylonelyandyouneedapet.哈Huh.1.eslie他们也给你送了T恤1.eslie?TheysentyouT-shirts,too.哦哇看看他们给我们送了T恤O
