AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#Thefunwillneverend#寒黑心臭老头Fartface.放了泡泡糖公主UnhandPrincessBubblegum.管闲事的笨蛋Foolishinterlopers.我的眼睛Myeyesight.冰霸王你一定亲不到公主Hey,IceKing!Ibetyou'llneverkisstheprincess!我一定亲得到一定Iwillkissher.Iwill!不要动Holdstill.你亲到的是老皮的屁屁YoujustkissedJake'sbutt!什么鬼？What?这次算你们胜利Thehourisyours,但最后赢的会是我butthedayshallbemine.泡泡糖公主会是我的Justlikeyou,princess.Mine.屁话真多Whatapatoot.谢谢你们两位这次又救了我Thanksforsavingthedayyetagain,boys.不客气公主You'rewelcome,princess.我要帮你们俩开个派对mgonnathrowyoutwoaparty.今晚糖果王国见MeetattheCandyKingdomtonight.狂欢时间到Party!狂欢时间到纸鹤是要给泡泡糖公主的吗？ThatpapercraneforPrincessBubblegum?我只想送她个礼物Ijustthoughtdbringheragift谢谢她帮我们办派对inreturnforthrowingusthisparty.-你超羡慕我的屁屁吧一什么？Ibetyouwishyouweremybutt.-What?我说你超羡慕我的屁屁吧Ibetyouwishyouweremybutt.这样公主就becausethentheprincess,那个不对等等y'know.No,wait.简单的说就是你想当冰霸王IbetyouwishyouweretheIceKing.公主当我的屁屁andtheprincesswasmybutt.什么啦？What?你一定超想要泡泡糖公主亲你一下IbetyouwishBubblegumwouldkissyoutoo.就像冰霸王强吻我屁屁一样1.iketheIceKingandmybutt.太荒唐了That'sridiculous.有什么好笑的What,ssofunny?各位阿宝和老皮来了Hey,everybody.FinnandJakearehere.准备好狂欢了吗？Who,sreadytoparty?大家在笑什么？What,severyonelaughingat?大家站远一点Standback,everyone.这种按♥摩♥叫做"好朋友按♥摩♥法Thisstyleofmassageiscalled."BestFriend"massage.一好棒一只能和好朋友之间互相按Oh,mygosh.-Becauseitcanonlybedoneforfriends.因为这要你情我愿Itiscompletelyconsensual.天啊Oh,holycow.现在放轻松肿泡泡公主Relaxyourselfnow.LumpySpacePrincess.感觉好棒1feelsogreat.那家伙是谁？Whoisthatguy?各位来宾好Greetings,partygoers.很高兴你们能来参加Gladyoucouldallmakeit.泡泡糖公主PrincessBubblegum.公主我只是想谢谢你Princess.Ijustwantedtothankyoufor.我的天啊公主Oh.My.Gosh.PB.快来看这个超帅的型男Yougottacheckoutthissupercuteguy.你会爱上他的You'regonnalovehim.这位是Thisis.天啊请问你的大名是Oh,mygosh,Idon'tevenknowyourname.寒黑心Ricardio.寒黑心恭候多时Ricardioatyourservice.我等了一整晚就为了见到你公主vebeenwaitingalleveningtomeetyou,princess.我知道你非常欣赏古代生技科学I'veheardyouappreciateancienttechnology.你有没有用过超激光雷射Haveyoueverusedabalbafloniclaser.对肌肤深层组织做结构性的活化与再生呢？toalligntheHybernautilusriftintheboobatronplasmordialformation?我没有Whoa.No,Ihaven't.我们一边跳舞一边聊好吗？Wannacontinuethisconversationonthedancefloor?这是我的荣幸公主Itwouldbemypleasure,Princess.为什么公主没找我跳舞？Whydidn'ttheprincessinvitemetodance?如果你想跳就去跳啊Ifyouwanttodance,justgodance.但是公主在跟他跳Butnowshe,sdancingwithhim.我觉得好怪Ifeelweird.听来你还是第一次面对这种情绪Itsoundslike.you'redealingwithsomenewemotionsyoudon'tunderstand.是嫉妒吧1.ikejealousy.老弟你就挤过去跳吧1.ook,man.Justgooutthereandgetdown.那些表皮组织可以完全不受岁月的摧残Theplasmordiallayeriscompletelyindependentofthebabaions.往下Dip.也就是调整脉冲波长可以延缓表皮老化吗？Thatwouldmeanthatthebabaions.wouldfluctuatewiththepiranha-nanosphere.没错Correct他们在谈论科学老皮They'retalkin'aboutscience,man.我哪比得上Ican'tcompetewiththat.那就跳科学舞Dothesciencedance.你记得吗？大概是这样Rememberit?Itwassortalikethis.会有效吗？一对啊大概吧Youthinkthat'llwork?-Yeah.Probably.快去跳吧你是专业的Doit,man.You'reapro.科学舞Sciencedance.它们靠近一科学舞Duetotheirproximityto.-Sciencedance.公主你想跟我跳吗？Heyprincess,youwannaspendsometimewithme?对不起公主失陪一下Excuseme,princess.Youmustexcuseme.好吧Oh.Ah,allright.阿宝你在做什么？Finn.Whatthecabbage?我正在认识赞诺菌Iwaslearningaboutzanoits.我超迷赞诺菌mintozanoits.它们超级神They'rethebest.赞诺菌每年都毒死无数植物菌Zanoitskillhundredsofthousandsofplantoidsayear.不会吧别杀植物菌Ohno.Nottheplantoids.植物菌会产生毒素Plantoidsproducemellotoxin.那种毒素会害死赞诺雨Mellotoxinkillszanoits.所以赞诺菌是好东西？Soarezanoitsgoodthings?你根本就是嫉妒寒黑心You'retotallyjealousofRicardio.我没有我只是不喜欢他跟你说话的语气No,I'mnot.Ijustdon'tlikethewayhetalkstoyou.我觉得心里怪怪的Itmakesmefeelweird.那就是嫉妒That'sjealousy,hon.我没嫉妒是怪怪的mnotjealous.mweird.我的老天这下可糟了Woof.Man,thisisgoin'bad.阿宝快来帮我对付吧台的花生怪兽Hey,Finn.yougottacomehelpmeslaythesepeanutmonstersatthebar.状况紧急Itcan'twait.老弟刚刚是怎么回事？Wow,man.Whathappenedoutthere?不知道我想要警告她但Idon'tknow.Iwastryingtowarnherbut.但她扭曲我的意思Butshetwistedmywordsaround.是啊女生都爱扭曲言词Yeah.Ladiesaretwisty,man.一而且泡泡糖超聪明的一我知道Bubblegum'ssupersmarttoo.-1know.但是我就是觉得寒黑心怪怪的AndIcan'tshakethisweirdfeelingaboutRicardio.我认为他是坏蛋Ithinkhe'savillain.为什么因为他的脸皱皱的又很夸张吗？Why?Isitbecausehisfaceissofoldyanddramatic?不是啦我就是有股直觉No,Icanjustfeelitinmygut.他一定有什么阴谋He'suptosomethingsinister.你多半是争风吃醋了Maybewhatyoufeelisromanticrivalry.我证明给你看一怎么做？llprovehe'savillain.-How?盯梢Stakeout他来了Herehecomes.-他们在说话一让我看They'retalking.-Lemmesee.我会读唇语Icanreadtheirlips.矮子挖个鼻屎然后放屁吧"Hey,Shorty.Youshouldpickyourboogersandthenfart."你活像粉红色法国面包"Youlookkindalikeabigpinkbaguette."认真点啦人命关天Getserious,Jake.Thisislifeanddeath.是吗？你别误会Isit?Don'tgetmewrong.我很认真在监视这个家伙mallaboutstakeoutsandspyingonthisguy.但如果他不是坏蛋Butwhatifhe'snotavillain?只是长坏掉了呢？Whatifhejustlookswick
