Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公格斯王商场天啊我好爱美食街Boy,ohboy,Ilovethefoodcourt.极限美食区蕉男航海腌椰菜同一屋檐下蕴藏着好多文化Somuchcultureunderoneroof.一颗蛋大乱炖为什么没人想吃我的大乱炖Why-adoes-anobodywannaeat-amychunds?我的天啊Oh,mygoodness.看看这么多文化啊Justlookatallthisculture.样样都有Wegoteverything.你样样都有了Yougoteverything可你都没给我买♥♥沙拉butyoucouldn,tgetmeasalad连大乱炖都没给我买♥♥orevensomechunds?抱歉格斯先生Sorry,Mr.Gus可我们终于抵达了butwe,vefinallyreached我们一直期待着的时刻themomentwe'veallbeenwaitingfor.骑士厨房♥是巨魔洞夹心俱乐部三明治特餐It'sthetrollholefillerclubsandwichspecial.只要拔出这把小小的剑Justneedtoremovethistinysword.这把剑拔不出来Can'tpulloutthesword!天啊Aw,geez!我可吃不了插着剑的三明治Ican'teatthissandwichwithaswordinit.放松叔公让我来Relax,UncleG.lldoit.披萨史蒂夫你是我认识最壮的人了Oh,PizzaSteve,you'rethestrongestguyIknow.抱紧你的宝贝们各位小姐Holdontoyourbabies,ladies披萨史蒂夫要来完成简单的任务了'causePizzaSteveisabouttocompleteasimpletask.根本拔不出来Itcan'tbedone.可不是Sayitain'tso!看来我吃不到三明治了Iguessnosandwichforme.你们别耍笨了Stopitwiththisfoolishness.我♥干♥了什么WhatdidIdo?"我&hearts汗♥了什么"他说道"Whatdid1do?"Hesays.我来告诉你吧1.etmetellyou.据说很久很久以前TwassaidethIongethago-eth从石中拔出剑的人thathe-ethwho-ethmight-ethpull-eththeswordy-wardfromthestoney-wone.将成为美食街之王.shallbekingofthefoodcourt.跟亚瑟王差不多吗Y'allmeanlikekingArthur?对Yes.也太傻了吧Thisisfoolishness.格斯先生是这样的TypicalMr.Gus.根本就没有称王的素质Doesn'thavewhatittakestobeaking.别作揖了Stopbowing!如您所愿Whateveryouwish.我的君王Myliege.别闹了我要去续杯Juststopit.mgonnagogetarefill.大王大王King,king!请由我来为您续杯格斯王Pleaseallowmetogetthatforyou,kingGus.谢了叔公可我自己就能来Thanks,UncleG,butIcanmanageonmyown.一派胡言Nonsense!王绝不能像肮脏庶民一样亲力亲为Akingneverdoesthingsforhimselfliketheuncleancommonfolk.这是我的活儿That'smyjob.从现在起您身获特权Fromnowon,yougetspecialprivileges.这是不是表示Doesthismean我可以决定去哪吃东西了Icandothingslikedecidewheretoeat?当然可以陛下Mostcertainly,mylord.我将会满足您的一切旨意Andllmakesureallyourkinglydemandsaremet因为我是大王的得力助手forIamtheking'shand您的粗鄙奴才yourbarbarianslave.如果当王表示可以让人更尊重我Well,ifbeingkingmeansllgetsomerespect那我就接受了thenIguessmokaywithit.您的圆桌到了我的君王That'syourroundtable,myliege.您还想要什么Andwhatshallthydesirenow?给我来点那种好吃的冰淇淋Givemesomeofthatdeliciousicecream.可是But.快张开您甜蜜蜜的嘴巴Now,openupthatsweet,sweetmouth.好吃Yum.好个透心凉That'saspicyicy.希望你喜欢我的冰淇淋Ihopeyouenjoyedmyicecream.最好谨言慎行庶民史蒂夫Youbetterwatchit,peasantSteve.可别害你的王生气了Youdon'twanttoupsetyourking.我绝对不可能称你为王It'llbeacolddayinawood-firepizzaovenbeforeIcallyouthat跟你说个事实你不是我的王Asamatteroffact,youarenokingofmine!放逐Banished!可是陛下他不是故意的But,mylord,msurehedidn,tmeanit.大王已经下令Thekinghasspoken我特此将披萨史蒂夫逐出我的王国andIherebybanishPizzaStevefrommykingdom.得力助手把他带下去King'shand,gethimoutofmysight.你不能放逐我叔公绝对不会答应Youcan'tbanishme.UncleGwouldn'thaveit.对不起庶民史蒂夫msorry,peasantSteve.怎么怎么回事Wha-what'sgoingon?你们不能这公对我No,youcan'tdothistome!住手拜托Stop!Please!贤君就会这么做对吧Thisiswhatagoodkingwoulddo,right?就听你的老兄Whateveryousay,man.对就听我的Yeah,whateverIsay.我也有人♥权♥Ihavemyrights!弗洛斯欢乐地牢街机对不起披萨史蒂夫msorry,PizzaSteve.我现在为王效命ButIservethekingnow.天才叔公为什么UncleGrandpa,why?!你为什么抛弃了我Whyhaveyouforsakenme?!你为王服侍有加Youserveyourkingwell.敢问陛下有所求否Willmylordbeneedinganythingelse?首要任务Firstorderofbusiness给我来一盘热乎乎的美味大乱炖bringmeanice,hotplateofthosemouth-wateringchunds.大乱炖停业奉天承运大王诏日Hearye,hearye!格斯王要买♥♥你的大乱炖KingGusrequiresyourchunds.我很想给大王献上我的大乱炖Iwouldlove-atogive-atheking-amychunds.但我的大乱炖店But-amychunds-已经永远倒闭了she,s-aclosed-aforgood!呜呼哀哉A-boohoo!没大乱炖了Nochunds!没大乱炖了Nochunds?!那就放逐他Thenhe'sbanished!明白Gotit!听见:吧卖♥♥大乱炖的Youheardhim,chundsy.大王有令King'sorders.大王要吃大乱炖Akingneedshischunds.你胆敢在我的王国犯下此般罪行Youdaredothatinmykingdom?!放逐Banished!就撒了杯汽水吗好吧Justforspillingsoda?Okay.听见大王说的话了吧怪人Youheardtheking,weirdos.那人刚刚看了我放逐Thatguyjustlookedatme!Banished!是不是有点残暴了陛下Isn'tthatalittleharsh,yourfanciness?放逐Banished!遵命陛下Ofcourse,myking.小心地滑那东西太黄了放逐Thatthingistooyellow!Banished!在哪Where?!可那是小心地滑的牌子陛下Butthat'sa"wetfloor"sign,mylord?全都放逐放逐一切罪人Banishthemall.Banishtheunholy!弗洛斯欢乐地牢街机披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve!叔公救我UncleG,helpme!抱歉披萨史蒂夫大王疯了Sorry,PizzaSteve,thekinghasgonemad而我则把他的疯狂延续卜去andmanextensionofhismadness.我不该点那个三明治的Ishouldhaveneverorderedthatsandwich!现在不重要了格斯是大王Doesn'tmatternow.Gusisking.他是天选之子He,sthechosenone.在他统治的时代里Intheentirehistoryofhisreign只有你公开反对过他onlyyouspokeupagainsthim.看看我落得什么下场Andlookwhereitgotme-像怪物一样束缚在牢笼里shackledawaylikeafreakinacage!虽然这可能会违背我的誓言Thismaygoagainsttheoathveswornto但我再也不在乎了butIdon,tcareanymore!再见Farewell.我真正的王Mytrueking.披萨史蒂夫回来了PizzaSteveisback!陛下还有什么需求吗Willmylordbeneedinganythingelse?你放逐了看门人没他衣服扣子开了Didyoubanishthecustodian?Hisshirtwasuntucked.放逐了陛下Yes,mylord.还有那个卖♥♥中东炸豆丸子的呢Andthefalafel
