Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
伊莱斯克鲁格斯EliScruggs是修理工中的最棒的能工巧匠wasthehandiestofallhandymen.随便问他哪个客户Youcouldaskanyofhiscustomers,他们都会告诉你andtheywouldtellyou,他简直无所不修therewasnothinghecouldn'tfix.无论是摔碎的花瓶Whetheritwasabrokenvase.还是漏水的水管Aleakypipe.抑或是摇晃的楼梯扶手Orashakybanister,伊莱总知道怎么把活儿干的漂亮Elialwaysknewhowtogetthejobdone.可不幸的是Butsadly,这个男人为紫藤镇的居民themanwhohadfixedsomanythings修好了很多很多东西fortheresidentsofWisteria1.ane可他现在wasnowabout要让他们伤心了tobreaktheirhearts.伊莱斯克鲁格斯快从上面下来EliScruggs,getdownfromthere!麦克卢斯基太太Mrs.McCluskey.我刚在我邮箱里发现这张便条Justfoundthisnoteinmymailbox.说你要退休了搞什么啊Saysyou'reretiring?Whatthehell?是的女士是真的Yes,ma'am.It,strue.你干吗要做那种蠢事啊Nowwhywouldyouwanttodosomethingstupidlikethat?我医生说我心脏不好MydocsaysIgotabumticker,从现在起得注意休息havetotakeiteasyfromnowon.一修好梅尔太太的房♥顶Well,oncemdonefixingMrs.Mayer'sshingle,我就要飞去怀基基海滩r真讨厌monaplanetowaikiki.Well,thisisveryannoying.那要是我热水器坏了谁给我修啊Who,sgonnafixmywaterheaterwhenitbreaks?我遇见了这个叫托比的年轻人Oh,ImetthisyoungguynamedToby.他很聪明刚30岁他会照顾好你的Verybright,justturned30.He'lltakecareofyou.该死的伊莱Ah,damnit,Eli!我不喜欢有陌生人在我家里Iamnotcomfortablewithstrangersinmyhouse.花了10年我才信得过你我知道Tookmetenyearstotrustyou.1know.好多人走时都把工具跟钉子乱扔着Mostofthoseguysleavetoolsandnailsallovertheplace.你从来不留烂摊子Youneverleaveamess.谢谢您女士Thankyou,ma'am.你告诉所有人你要离开了吗Haveyoutoldeveryoneelseyou'releaving?我在每个人邮箱里都留了一样的便条1leftcopiesofthatsamenoteineverybody'smailbox.那样可不好Well,that,snotright.这么多年过来大家会想跟你告别的Afteralltheseyears,peoplewillwanttosaygood-bye,你知道也许给你办个派对什么的and.youknow,maybethrowyouapartyorsomethin,.不我更喜欢静静的离开你明白我意思的话Oh,no.Iprefertogoquietly,ifyouknowwhatImean.我不想小题大做Idon'twantabigfuss.好吧我会想你的伊莱Well,llmissyou,Eli.永远不会有人像你一样Therewillneverbeanotheronelikeyou.说着伊莱斯克鲁格斯最后一次Withthat,Eliscruggsclimbedhisladder爬上了梯子fortheverylasttime.他最后的修理一结束Andoncehehadfinishedmakinghislastrepair,伊莱斯克鲁格斯就静静的不慌不忙的Eliscruggs.Quietly,withnofuss.心脏病发作死去了Hadaheartattackanddied.最重要的是Andmostimportantly.一点儿烂摊子也没留下Withoutleavingamess.一个小时候才有人注意到Ittookanhourforsomeonetofinallynotice尸体躺在苏珊梅尔太太的屋顶上thebodylayingatopSusanMayer,sroof.Aah!不到十分钟Itwaslessthantenminuteslater邻居们相继而来thattheneighborsbeganarriving,都想看看eachdeterminedtogetalook警♥察♥和医护人员atthevariousparamedicsandpolicemen怎么把尸体抬下来的whowereallfranticallytryingtofigureout护理人员和警♥察♥exactlyhowtobringthebodydown.两天后我的朋友们意识到Andittooktwodaysformyfriendstorealize这个悲剧影响到她们thistragedyhadaffectedthem.等着你呢快点We'reready!Comeon.比她们想象的影响更大Morethantheywerewillingtoadmit.加布准备好零钱了吗Hey,Gaby,didyouremembertogetchange?兑换筹码的时候我可不想听到你说'CausewhenIcashinmychips,Idon'twanttohearyousay,我只有整五十说到兑换筹码"allvegotis$50s,"Speakingofcashinginyourchips,谁知道伊莱的葬礼什么时候举♥行♥好像是周六anyoneknowwhenEli'sfuneralis?Oh,Ithinkit,sSaturday.我想知道有多少人去Iwonderhowmanypeoplearegonnashowup.麦克卢斯基夫人说他没什么亲人可怜的伊莱Mrs.McCluskeywassayinghedidn'thavemuchfamily.PoorEli.我们要确保他的葬礼上有花Weshouldmakesurehe'sgotflowersathisfuneral.我同意大概出多少min.Howmucharewetalking?不知道加布你觉得呢1don'tknow.Whatdoyouthink,Gaby?加布Gaby?JimmyChoo（著名鞋子品牌）Wow!Jimmychoo!卡洛斯Oh,Carlos!美国现在还没的卖♥♥呢Thesearen'teveninthestatesyet.有什么阴谋What,sthecatch?什么意思Whatareyoutalkingabout?除非我生气或者是快要生气Youneverbuymeapresent你根本不会送我礼物unlessmmadorabouttobemad.我没觉得不高兴所以直说吧AndIdon'tthinkIam,sowhyamIabouttobe?我明天得去克利夫兰市卡洛斯IhavetogotoClevelandtomorrow.Carlos!他们求我去的向南方合并你才刚回来They'rebeggingme.Themerger'sgoingsouth.Youjustgothome!带着礼物Withshoes.别把我丢在这儿我快疯Don'tleavemehere.mgoingoutofmymind.人们都很无聊很士Everyoneissoboringandsuburban.这里的学生能有多好的信誉Andhowmanyfreakin'honorstudentscanthatschoolhave?我们能不在修理工面前吵架吗他有名字的Canwepleasenotargueinfrontofthehandyman?Hehasaname.你叫什么What'syourname?伊莱斯克鲁格斯Eliscruggs.听见了吗卡洛斯Youhearthat,Carlos?你把我带到这个鬼地方You'vebroughtmetoaplace这里的人叫伊莱斯克鲁格斯wherepeoplearenamed"Eliscruggs."好吧我不工作了Fine.llgiveupmyjob.工作带来的一切都不复存在Andeverythingthatcomeswithit.JimmyChoos得留着NottheJimmychoos.它们是我唯一的朋友They'retheonlyfriendsvegot.我想也是Thoughtso.去收拾行李了mgoingtopack.你知道这不关我的事Youknow,it,snoneofmybusiness.没错没你的事You'reright.It'snot.但是这里的女士们Buttheladiesinthisneighborhood都很不错的是的她们带了松饼来areactuallyprettynice.Yeah.Theycameby,broughtmuffins.其中一个想要问她的篮户Oneof,emwantsherbasketback.那肯定是布里That,dbeBree.不管怎样她和朋友们AnyhOw,sheandtheotherladies,uh,每周都会打牌playpokereveryweek.如果你想参加我可以跟她们说Ifyou'dlike,Icouldtalkto,em,看她们想不想在你这玩seeifthey'llletyouhostagame.你好我们是邻居Hi.We're,um.Theneighborhood.加布丽尔邀请我们来打牌Gabrielleinvitedustoplaypoker.她在家吗So.isshein?索利斯女士马上就下来Mrs.Soliswillberightdown.她喜欢来个开场秀Shelikestomakeanentrance.“开场秀”什么意思Whatdoesthatmean,anentrance"?大家好Hellothere.欢迎来我家Welcometomyhome.原来是这个意思Oh.That'swhatitmeans.我就说“南瓜”SoIsaid,"pumpkin".就是琼邦乔维That'swhatIcallJonbonjovi.我说南瓜就算我会开游艇Isaid,"pumpkin,evenifIcouldsteera
