UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第二十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
吓到你了Iscaredyou.天才叔公看医生天啊Aw,man!新闻时报这本涂色书也太难了吧Thiscoloringbookisreallyhard!怎么可能做得到把颜色涂到线里面Howdotheyexpectmetostayinsidethelines?天才叔公你得慢慢来UncleGrandpa,you'vegottotakeyourtime别大♥片♥大♥片♥地涂andavoidbroadstrokes不好了火警响了露营车着火了Oh,no!Firealarm!TheRVisonfire!其实只是电♥话♥响了Actually,that'sjustthephoneringing.我来接I'llgetit.叔公露营车我是格斯UGRV.Mr.Gusspeaking.你好格斯先生这边是诊所的Hello,Mr.Gus.mcallingfromthedoctor'soffice.请问有什么事MayIinquirewhatthisisconcerning?是天才叔公的事ThisconcernsUncleGrandpa.我们的记录上面写着Accordingtoourrecords他长♥期♥未注射重要疫苗heislongoverdueforanimportantvaccination.不会有那种事Well,thatain'tgonnahappen.就是有Well,ithasto.不然他的天才叔公♥证♥OtherwisehisUncleGrandpalicense只能吊销rwillhavetoberevoked.天啊Aw,jeez!好吧我这就带他来O-okay.l)bringhimby.上次天才叔公去看医生ThelasttimeUncleGrandpawenttothedoctor情况并不顺利itdidnotgowell!我讨厌去看医生1hategoingtothedoctor!不要No!不要医生坏No!Doctorbad!我得怎么办才能把天才叔公HowtheheckamIsupposedtogetUncleGrandpa带回去看医生backtothedoctor?他会发癫的He1Ilflip!要是能让他相信IfonlyIcouldmakehimbelieve他要去的是好玩的地方就行了hewasgoingsomeplacefun.格斯先生Mr.Gus!能去吃冰淇淋吗Canwegogeticecream?太走运了我刚接完电♥话♥Asluckwouldhaveit,Ijustgotoffthephone那边说市中心新开了家神秘冰淇淋店withabrand-newsecreticecreamparlordowntown还要请你过去andtheyinvitedyoutocomedown尝尝那边卖♥♥的神秘新口味andtrytheirsecretnewflavors!我的天啊Flippinfroglegs!给蒙上眼睛Here.Let'sputonthisblindfold!蒙眼Blindfold?得先蒙上眼睛Yougottawearablindfold才可以进入神秘冰淇淋店ifyou'regoin,toasecreticecreamparlor!不然就不神秘了Otherwise,itwon'tstayasecret!确实合情合理Oh,right!Thatmakessense.我喜欢橙子雪糕Ilikeorangesherbet.青柠雪糕也不错1.imesherbet'sgood,too.也不要忘了树莓雪糕Andlet'snotforgetaboutraspberrysherbet.我爱三种雪糕加在一起1loveitwhenyougetallthreesherbetstogether.就是橙子青柠树莓三个味道一个雪糕Youknow,orange,lime,raspberryallonthesamecone.三重雪糕Triplesherbets.医生你要买♥♥什么口味的格斯先生WhatflavorareyougonnagetMr.Gus?我在想的是双倍巧克力Rightnowmthinkin'aboutdoublechocolate.没有就买♥♥三倍焦糖Eitherthatortriplecaramel.薄荷糖旋风可以Peppermintswirlisgood.薄荷糖旋风绝对不会错Can'tgowrongwithPeppermintswirl.就考虑买♥♥那个Maybellgetthat.候诊室还有奶油酥Andthere'sbuttercrunch.奶油酥谁不爱呢Imean,whodoesn'tlovebuttercrunch?嚷鹿踪迹冰淇淋这口味不错MooseTracks.Nowthere,sagoodflavor.可以买♥♥软糖味可以买♥♥焦糖味Yougotyourfudge,yougotyourcaramel.大家都能在里面找到自己的小天地Alittlesomethin'foreverybodyinthatone.但有时候可以只要Butsometimesyoujustwanna来点老式经典比如香草味gowithanoldtimeyclassiclikevanilla.或者草莓味Orstrawberry.医生马上就来见你Thedoctorwillbeintoseeyoushortly.医生Doctor?!她指的是冰淇淋医生ShemeansDoctorIceCream.没错冰淇淋医生Yeah,that'sit.DoctorIceCream!神秘冰淇淋店就这么个名字That'sthenameofthesecreticecreamplace.真奇怪我讨厌去看医生That'sfunny,causeIhategoingtothedoctor可我爱冰淇淋butIloveicecream!有好多好吃的口味可以选Somanydeliciousflavorstochoosefrom.奶油山核桃开心果Butterpecan.Pistachio.花生酱杯石头路Peanutbuttercup.RockyRoad.早安天才叔公GoodMorning,UncleGrandpa!早安冰淇淋医生Goodmorning,DoctorIceCream!冰淇淋医生DoctorIceCream?恐怕你认错人了Well,mafraidyou'vemistakenmeforsomeoneelse.跟你说我是医生真名叫Yousee,mynameisDoctor-冰淇淋医生DoctorIceCream!我刚有点糊涂了I-Igotconfusedthereforasecond.可是先失陪一下But,uh,excusemeforonemoment!你听好医生Allright,listenup,Doc.天才叔公以为自己在冰淇淋店UncleGrandpathinkshe'satanicecreamparlor而且一定得一直装下去anditneedstostaythatway.上次我带他来看医生ThelasttimeItookhimtothedoctor他就把整栋大楼都拆了hetoretheentirebuildingapart.所以一定要确保他不知道Sowehavetomakesurehedoesn'tknow他现在其实是在医院里wherehereallyisrightnow.不然他就会发癫Otherwise,he'llflip.冰淇淋Icecream!配合一下Yougottaplayalong!我得怎公办WhatamIsupposedtodo?这次看诊只跟他说冰淇淋Makethisvisitallabouticecream再偷偷给他打疫苗andthensneakhimtheshot.没看到针来他就不会有感觉Hewon'tfeelathingifhedoesn'tseeitcoming.好了天才叔公Okay,UncleGrandpa.又是我It'smeagain,uh.冰淇淋医生DoctorIceCream!对对对对我是冰淇淋医生Right,right,right,right.mDoctorIceCream!好耶Yeah!冰淇淋呢Nowwhere,stheicecream?领到冰淇淋之前Well,beforewegettotheicecream先检杳一下你的生命体征Ijustneedtocheckyourvitalsigns.我是说先来进行冰淇淋诊断1mean,dosomeicecreamdiagnosticchecks!现在张嘴说啊"Now,uh,openwideandsay"ah."好了Okay.来快速检查一下看看尺寸对不对Justaquickchecktoseeifthisistherightsize,uh找个大小合适的冰棍塞你嘴里popsiclestickforyourmouth.怎么回事Whatjusthappened?!我不小心把冰淇淋勺弄掉了1.uh,accidentallydroppedmyicecreamscoop.然后就是And,uh,youknow.在你膝盖上而弹了好几次.itbouncedoffyourkneeafewtimes.对不起msorry.不用道歉Well,noneedtoapologize.上好冰淇淋店都会出这种事Thathappensatallgoodicecreamestablishments.快把冰淇淋端出来吧Nowbringontheicecream.好啦好啦你别急天才叔公Now,now,now,don'tworry.UncleGrandpa马上就来it,scoining.期间我先帮你戴上这个手臂围兜Inthemeantime,letsgetthisarmbibonyou.手臂围兜Armbib?没错防止有冰洪淋滴到你手臂上面Yeah,youknow,incaseanyicecreamdripsonyourarm.那就好Goodcall.这手臂围兜突然变得好紧Thisarmbibfeelsawfullytightallofasudden.只是加一点点压力Justalittleextrapressure保证你可以撑得住tomakesureyoucanhandle举起三大球甜筒的力气thepressureOfliftingupatriplescoopcone!三大球甜筒Triplescoopcone?没错That'sright!哪三
