ResidentAlien《外星居民（2021）》第三季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
外星居民第三季第六集如海星沙蚕水蚯蚓河蚌等present一词多义直译为你想在你办公室里见到我冰淇淋装饰这些信息都是真的吗谁杀了彼得巴♥赫♥主要嫌疑人外星居民前情提要Previouslyon"ResidentAlien".哈里才不能和那只鸟约会Harrycan'tdatethatbird.他应该拯救地球HeshouldbesavingtheEarth.传送门已经修好了-对Theportalisfixed.-Yeah.我们要搬去她的母星啦Wearemovingtoherhomeplanet.有些人发现皮肤里有小芯片Somepeoplefindchipsintheirskin那是外星人用于追踪的装置thataliensuseasatrackingdevice.副警长你手里的是什么Whatdowegothere,Deputy?有人在车站旁发现的Someonefounditnearthebusstop.我打算检查一下然后去找失主I'llgothroughitandseewhoitbelongsto.你永远不会明白像我和海瑟这样的爱情YouwillneverknowalovelikeHeatherandI.我们不像人类样喜欢瞒着对方Wedonotkeepsecretsfromoneanotherlikehumansdo.你要帮我们获取哈里的外星DNAYouaregonnahelpusgetHarry,salienDNA.你要离开地球Youwillleavetheplanet,再也不见哈里andyouwillneverseehimagain.那是什么鬼Whatthehellisthat?发现小灰人的计划AfterdiscoveringtheGreys'plan是改变地球大气层之后tochangetheEarth'satmosphere,我也制定了自己的计划1havedevisedaplanofmyown.我准备做个炸♥弹♥把小灰人的飞船炸毁IambuildingabombthatcandestroytheGreys'spaceship.然后他们愚蠢又美丽的混血小灰人们Andthentheirstupid,beautifulhybrids就不得不留在地球找工作willbestuckhereandhavetogetjobs只能当私教或者场边记者aspersonaltrainersandsidelinereporters.出事了Somethingiswrong.我的血糖低得要死了Mybloodsugarisdangerouslylow.一旦将军拿到炸♥弹♥任务就交给她完成Oncethegeneralhasthebomb,shecanfinishthemission,我便可以着手于我的新计划andIcanembarkonmynewone.离开地球和海瑟共度余生leavingtheplanetandspendingtherestofmylifewithHeather.早上好我美丽的天堂鸟Goodmorning,mybeautifulbirdofparadise.让我给你做顿美味早餐吧CanImakeyouanicebreakfast,hmm?我有一大碗的蠕虫和昆虫Ihaveabowlofwormsandinsects.或者冰箱里还有一只水生无脊椎动物Orthereisalsostilloneaquaticinvertebrateinthefridge.不用了Oh,that'sOK.我我其实不是很饿m.mnotreallyhungry.好吧不过我OK.Well,I.也可以.帮你嚼碎could,uh,chewitup.再反刍到你嘴里Regurgitateitbackinyourmouth.你真好但还是算了谢谢That'sreallysweet,butno,thanks.我想是我没睡好IthinkthatI.Ididn'treallysleepwell.你在酒店为我做的巢更舒服Yourhumanbedisnotascomfortableasthenest人类的床还是比不上youmademeatthehotel.那我今天就给你做一个新的巢ThenIwillmakeyouanewnesttoday.我去镇里Iwillgointotown,收集一些小枝细绳还有毛发andIwillgathertwigsandstringandsomehair.不哈里你已经为我做了很多了No,Harry,you,vealreadydonetoomuch.我想为你做点什么Iwanttodosomethingforyou.翅交吗Awingjob?比那还要好Somethingevenbetter.不过你得先变身First,Ineedyoutochange.你的鲍真的不清不行了Yourgillsdefinitelyneededacleaning.别的地方也有很多要清呢There'smorewherethatcamefrom.你喜欢这样吗Youlikethis?好喜欢Yes,Ido.找到一个可以在她面前做自己的人真是太好了Oh,itissonicetofindsomeoneyoucanbeyourselfwith.所有事都能开诚布公Justleaveeverythingoutintheopen.没有秘密Nosecrets.是啊Yeah.亲爰的你的脑袋在乱动Mylove,yourheadisbobbing.你有什么心事吗Istheresomethingonyourmind?真奇怪没有啊Weird.Uh,no.什么事都没有Nothingatall.绝对没有隐藏什么Definitelynothingtohide.我很肯定That'sforsure.你可以再大力一点Youcangoharder.我喜欢痛痛的Ilikethepain.看来还是要想个安全词Wemightneedasafeword.你在这干什么Whatareyoudoingouthere?我晚班所以Iworkedlate,so.回家路上太累了就停下来睡着了Igottiredonmywayhome,pulledover.这边不顺你家路啊Myhouseisn'tonyourwayhome.被你看穿了Yougotme.我就是过来看看你好不好Ijustcamebytomakesureyou'redoingOK.然后在这睡了一晚上Andyousleptouthere?你怎么上厕所的啊Imean,howdidyouevenusethebathroom?等下Wait.这跟你那晚说的外星人的事情肴美呜Isthisaboutthealienstuffthatyousaidtheothernight?外星人Aliens?发什么神经That'scrazy.不是啦我就是来看看你No,Ijust.checkinguponyou.要是这样可以防范外星人也挺好的Ifthatkeepsaliensaway,thengreat.我没有被外星人绑♥架♥过Iwasnotabductedbyaliens,往凯特出来之前你赶紧问家吧soyouneedtogohomebeforeKatecomesout免得她问长问短好吧andstartsaskingquestions.-Fine.你能帮我把水瓶扔了吗Hey,wouldyoutossmywaterbottleforme?你往里面撒尿了吗Didyoupissinit?你心知肚明YouknowIdid.挺满的闻着一股尿味Prettyfull.Smellslikepee-pee.你扔还是不扔嘛Wouldyouthrowitout,yesorno?不要-就扔一下No.-Giveitatoss.一瓶都是尿欺It,sfullofurine.真走啦Really?尿而已嘛It'sjustpee.爱你哟1.oveya.真可爱1.ovely.总算回来了Thereyouare.别告诉我你又在本和凯特的房♥子外看守了一夜TellmeyoudidnotspendanothernightguardingBenandKate,shouse.嗯但他发现我了Yeah,buthecaughtme,不能继续这么做了socan'tdothatagain.今晚我会带上望远镜TonightI'llhavetobringbinoculars把车停在街尾从那边远观andparkupthestreet,watchfromthere.你打算怎么办What'stheplanhere?假如你看到他被绑♥架♥了1.et'ssayyouwitnessanabduction.你打算怎么救他Howexactlyareyougonnastopit?用棒球棍Baseballbat.我在网上看过小灰人的图片了veseenpicturesofGreysontheinternet.他们脖子很长我一挥棒就能正中他们的头Theirlongnecks,theirheadsarejustrightinmystrikezone.不是我抱怨Nottocomplain,butwoulditkillJay但是杰伊偶尔洗一下碗会死吗towashadishonceinawhile?听起来就是抱怨Thatsoundslikecomplaining.我明白她是你女儿Iknow.She'syourdaughter,所以完全能理解她为什么不打扫andthatactuallyexplainswhyshedoesn'tclean.但到处都是她的东西Butherstuffiseverywhere.沙发床永远是打开的Pulloutcouch,alwaysopen.我的树镣酸奶又不见了Oh,myraspberryyogurt'sgoneagain.真令人震惊呢Bigsurprise.你昨天吃完的是的Youfinishedthatyesterday.-Yeah.因为我知道如果我不吃杰伊就会吃掉BecauseIknewifIdidn't,Jaywouldeatit.好吧Fine.我会给你买♥♥酸奶还会打扫的llbuyyoumoreyogurtandclean.满意了吗Happy?没有No.这些应该由杰伊去做的)ayshouldbedoingthat.听着我和杰伊现在相处得很好1.ook,thingsarereallygoodbetweenJayandIrightnow,我不想破坏这一切andIdon'twanttorocktheboat.而且我们还有更严重的事要担心Besides,weha
