Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第十七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

哦宝你真的是疯狂了Aw,babe,you'vegonecrazy.唯一让我疯狂的事情是一条优美的TheonlythingIamcrazyaboutisamagnificent怀孕的魔鬼鱼名叫AnnPerkinspregnantmantaraynamedAnnPerkins.我在为我们下个电♥话♥给聊天话题排序IamrankingtopicsOfconversationforournextphonecall.你的最好朋友住在另一个盘州的最坏部分就是话题真的会堆成山Theworstpartaboutyourbestfriendlivinginanotherstupidstateisthetopicsreallypileup.你觉得哪个优先权应该更高Whatdoyouthinkshouldbehigherpriority?无限围巾还是我值不值得订阅Showtime频道Infinityscarvesorwhetherornotit,sworthitformetogetShowtime?这真的有必要吗Isthisreallynecessary?她搬家的时候我们互相保证Whenshemoved,wepromisedeachother我们应该每天聊天而我们真的落后进度了thatwewouldtalkeveryday,andwe'vereallyfallenbehind.我知道你的女性朋友们对你非常重要但是Iknowyourfemalefriendsareveryimportanttoyou,but我总能当个好聊天对象啊malwaysagoodsoundingboard.我是说我也可以聊一下Imean,Icantalkabout”桑德拉布洛克的裙子长度”啊SandraBullockskirtlength.不不宝你不能-你只会给自己丢脸的No,no,babe,youcan't"youwouldjustembarrassyourself.此外每次我开始跟你聊Plus,everytimeIstarttalkingtoyou,五秒钟之后我就想骑在你身上了fivesecondslater,Iwanttojumpyourbones.哦那我们做那个吧你看我就是这个意思Oh,let,sdothatinstead.-See,that'swhatmtalkingabout.是啊行我们来吧好-是是是Yeah,okay,let'sdothis.Okay.-Yeah,yeah,yeah.公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第17集第6季第17集接下来是联合演唱会事宜Ontotheunityconcert.Ben要和帐篷人员会面敲定交易Benismeetingwiththetentpeopletofinalizethosedeals.April和Donna要帮我搞定商户位置规划AprilandDonnawillbehelpingmewiththevendorlocationcharts,而我会和测量员见面商量演唱会场地andIwillbemeetingwiththesurveyorsabouttheconcertgrounds.我想志愿自己参与公园测量活动Iwouldliketovolunteertodotheparksurveymyself哇RonWow,Ron.我一直知道有一天我会影响到你IalwaysknewtherewouldbeadaywhenIwouldgetthroughtoyou而你会爱上政♥府♥工作andyouwouldlovegovernmentwork.今天就是那个历史性的一天Todayisthathistoricday.是的正是这种情况Yes.Thatiswhathashappened.在户外自己呆一整天就像是个梦一样Spendingthedayoutsidealonesoundslikeadream.我爱当一个父亲但我还是想念几件事情Ilovebeingafather,butthereareafewthingsImiss.安静噪音的缺乏Silence,theabsenceofnoise,一个单独的瞬间不被onesinglemomentundisturbedbythesounds叫做玩具小医生儿童电视节目的声音打扰ofachildren'sTVprogramcalledDocMcStufflns.已经不会有安静了Thereisnoquietanymore.只会有玩具小医生ThereisonlyDocMcStuffins.抱歉我迟到了Sorrymlate.呃Andy要不你跟着Ron去帮助他Uh,Andy,whydon'tyougowithRonandhelphim?我真的不需要一-前排Ireallydon'tneed-Shotgun!我抢前排我们要去哪无所谓前排Icallshotgun.Wherearewegoing?Doesn'tmatter.Shotgun.今天接下来所有坐车都抢前排Shotgunonallridesfortherestoftheday.这辈了都抢前排任何车哈哈Fortherestofmylife.Inanycar!Haha!我刚对付了你们这群傻瓜Ijustfacedyousuckers!所以我们停车场见Ron问聊Sollseeyouintheparkinglot,Ron.Later!那个帐篷男是左撇子还是右撇子Isthetentguyleft-handedorright-handed?我只想知道我的刘海要朝那边才能更优♥惠♥Ijustneedtoknowwhichwaytopartmyhairtogetusabetterprice.这是一个我在研究的商业理论It'sabusinesstheorymworkingon.我真不觉得这很重要挺简单的交易Ireallydon'tthinkitmatters.Prettystraightforwarddeal.简单交易吗为啥不早说呢Astraightforwarddeal?Whydidn'tyoutellme?我没把我的简单交易软呢相带在身上啊Idon'thavemystraightforwarddealfedoraonme.我们路上得去我的储藏室停一下Wegottastopbymystorageunitonthewayup.嘿LarryHey,Larry.嘿你想跟我们一起去帐篷世界吗一点公路旅行Hey,youwannacomewithustotentworld?Littleroadtrip?帐篷世界吗行啊我拿上我的午饭Tentworld?Yeah,letmegrabmylunch.不为啥你要邀请Larry啊No.Why'dyouinviteLarry?他为这个交易做完了所有文书工作他值得来啊He,sbeendoingallthepaperworkforthisdeal.Hedeservestocome.1.arry用屁熏整辆车的时候记住你现在说的RememberyousaidthatwhenLarry'sfartingupthecar.1.alTy没那么差啊他很好的1.arryisn'tthatbad.He,snice.实话说我不在乎谁知道我那么说过Andfrankly,Idon'tcarewhoknowsthatIsaidthat,只要没人知道我那么说过aslongasnooneknowsthatIsaidthat.好了女士们我会在我的办公室呆1到7个小时Okay,ladies,Iwillbeinmyofficeforonetosevenhours进行我和Ann的每周聊天我带了点新鲜零食formyweeklychatwithAnn.Ibroughtsomefreshsnacks.而我给商户安排做了个备选方案AndImadeabackupplanforthevendorchart万一你知道的你们的不好incase,youknow,yoursisn'tgood.实际h你在卫生间的时候Ann打来过了Actually,Anncalledwhileyouwereinthebathroom.她说出了点事她待会儿再打给你Shesaidsomethingcameup,she'llcallyoulater.我不知道我跟她说给你留个语♥音♥Idon'tknow,Itoldhertoleaveyouavoicemail.呃天啊为啥你让我说那些话啊Ugh!God,why'dyouletmesayallthat?我来了Ann的语♥音♥留言我来了mcoming,Ann'svoicemail!mcoming!非常仔细地听我说我没被绑♥架♥1.istentomeverycarefully.Ihavenotbeentaken.我知道我没空的时候那总是你第一个恐惧的Iknowthat'salwaysyourfirstfearwhenmnotavailable,绑♥架♥但这不是一个LiamNeeson飓风营救的场景butthisisnotaLiamNeesonTakenscenario.那就是他们会让你说的话That'sexactlywhatthey'dmakeyousay.还有没人让我这么说Also,noone'smakingmesaythis.我是个自♥由♥的女性没被绑♥架♥只是做我自己的事情Iamafreewoman,untaken,simplygoingaboutmybusiness.我只是得走了出了点事我爱你我待会儿打给你Ijusthavetorun.Somethingcameup.Iloveyou,andllcallyoulater.DonnaDonna.好不好啊宝贝Donna镇什么最甚What,sgood,baby?What,sgoingdowninDonnatown?Meagle森林有啥好事了What'sthehapsinMeagle-wood?我在听"Jaleel掷千金”mlisteningtoJaleelOrNoDeal.JaleelWhite在凡人琐事中扮演Urkel是个博客那个扮演Urkel的孩子回顾老的It'sapodcastwherethekidwhoplayedUrkelreviewsold一掷千金节目毫无意义而我喜欢DealOrNoDealepisodes.It,spointless,andIloveit.好吧别让我打扰你了Okay,don'tletmeinterrupt.April有啥新鲜事呢小妈妈April,what'sthe411,littlemama?热辣八卦是啥你最近暗恋谁呢What'sthehotgoss?Whoyoucrushingonthesedays?恶心我老公啊怪人Ew,myhusband,weirdo.我现在能继续工作了吗谢了拜CanIgetbacktoworknow?Thanks.Bye.工作吗你随时都可以工作啊