Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第七季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

我们的长椅上要放兰花对吧We'regonnahaveorchidsinallthepews,right?因为兰花是Donna最爱的花而她是我最爱的花BecauseorchidsareDonna'sfavoriteflowers,andshe,smyfavoriteflower.哈哈我们是真可爱Haha!Werealcute.当然会有兰花了啊Ofcoursetherearegonnabeorchids.你们觉得这是我第一次兼♥职♥Doyouthinkthisismyfirsttimeworkingasidejob作为前同事的婚礼策划吗asaweddingplannerforaformerco-worker?不吗我太抱歉了No?-msosorry.大部分时候我的愤怒问题都能控制的Imostlyhavemyrageproblemundercontrol,但策划真的压力很大butplanningisverystressful.请避免我的触发词“鲜花“计划“誓言PleaseavoidmytriggerWOrdS,"flowers,”"schedule,”"vows,"“新郎“新娘“食物“爱情“快乐“教堂”,bride,""groom；1"food；'"love,""happy,""church,"“事件"”婚礼“还有"Craig""event,""wedding/'and,Craig."我太抱歉了Craig我很抱歉我很抱歉Iamsosorry,Craig.msorry,msorry.April跟我走走April,walkwithme.所以我选择你作为首席伴娘是因为SoIchoseyouasmyMaidofHonorbecause你已经成为我最好的朋友之一you'vebecomeoneofmybestfriends,而我爱你像爱我的妹妹一样-恶心AndIloveyoulikeasister.-Ew.但也因为你很坚强Butalsobecauseyou,retough.我的家人们今晚就到Myfamilyarrivestonight.我知道他们的欢迎包都搞定了Iknow.Andthey'reallsetwiththeirwelcomebags,我也跟你兄弟LeVondriOUS说了他不受欢迎andItoldyourbrotherLeVondriousthatheisnotwelcome.很好但还是会有28个Meagle人同在一个房♥间Good,butstill,there'sgonnabe28Meaglesinoneroom,这意味着肯定会有戏剧化事件的whichmeansthere'sgonnabedrama.我都能处理的Iwillhandleeverything.我居然在乎你是不是享受开心很奇怪Iactuallycarewhetheryou'rehavingagoodtimeandarehappy.It'sweird.Meagle一家是评头论足充褊R怨的冷血人群TheMeaglesareacold-bloodedcrewOfjudgmentalgrudge-holders.我表妹Winnie有次在我爷爷家忘了用杯垫MycousinWinnieonceforgottouseacoasteratmygrandpa'shouse,他直接把她移出了遗嘱andhewroteheroutofhiswill.最后四场Meagle家庭画图猜字锦标赛是在医院结束的ThelastfourMeaglefamilyPictionarytournamentsendedatthehospital.法律上讲三个以上的Meagle人是禁止同乘航♥班♥的1.egally,nomorethanthreeMeaglesareallowedonaninternationalflighttogether.但他们给的礼物很棒就得拿到那些餐具啊Buttheygivegreatgifts.Gottagetthatflatware.公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第7集第7季第7集Tommy我刚刚在美甲沙龙买♥♥了点天竺葵护手霜Tommy,1wasatthenailsalonandIpickedupsomegeraniumhandcream.你想试试吗呃当然了请给我暖上Doyouwannatryit?-Uh,yes.Warmitup,please.哦闻起来不错啊Oh,thatsmellsnice.我就走了保证今晚一切没问题好吧mjustgonnagoandmakesureeverythingissetfortonight,okay?好了回头见一回见RonAllright,seeyoulater.-Seeyou,Ron.我一直很喜欢那个LUCy很高兴一切进展顺利I'vealwayslikedthatLucy.Gladthingsaregoingwell.比顺利更好啊Betterthanwell.猜猜我今晚计划了什么AndguesswhatIhaveplannedfortonight?不-作为Donna的首席管家No.-AsDonna,sButlerofHonor,我使出了浑身解数宝宝蓝锦缎啊mgoingallout.Babybluebrocade.作为惊喜我给Lucy准备同款裙子Asasurprise,IgotamatchingdressforLucy.而你相信Lucy会为这份礼物开心吗AnddoyoubelieveLucywillbehappywiththisgift?100%的我们太同步了100%!We'resoinsync.我终于感觉我和我想永远在一起的人在一起了我明天就能跟她结婚Ifinallyfeellikemwiththepersonmgonnabewithforever.dmarryhertomorrow.很好啊孩子更重要的是你们今晚有三尖牛排吗Bullyforyou,son.Moreimportantly,doyouhavetri-tipfortonight?因为如果没有我自己带rBecauseifnotIbroughtmyown.我爱婚礼Iloveweddings.好的食物为浪漫爱情的庆祝还有最重要的教堂Goodfood,thecelebrationofromanticlove,andmostofall,churches.不管你对大型组织宗教怎么说Saywhatyouwillaboutorganizedreligion,那些混♥蛋♥们确实知道如何建造宏伟的建筑thosebastardsknewhowtoconstructanedifice.好了小妖怪们Okay,monsters.妈咪和爹地要打包行李因为我们要去酒店了MommyandDaddyhavetopackbecausewearegoingtoahotel.但Roz会在这里和你们一起ButRozisgonnastayherewithyou.是啊我们会玩得很开心的Yeah,andwearegoingtohavesomuchfun.我们要玩游戏我们要来涂色We'regonnaplaygames,we'regonnacolor,或许我们甚至可以坐下安静30秒钟maybewe'regonnaevensitquietlyfor30seconds.你们觉得我能有30秒吗DoyouthinkIcouldhave30seconds?就够了她要倒下了That'sall.-She'sfading.RozRoz嘿嘿Roz,Roz,hey,hey,你是个很棒的保姆youareawonderfulnanny.哦-你很坚强你很坚定Oh.-You'retough,andstrong,你是我们孩子的优秀照顾者andyou'reanexcellentcaretakerforourchildren.是啊每次你来到我们家我们都太开心了Yeah,everytimeyoucometoourhousewearesohappytoseeyou.我爱你超过爱BenIloveyoumorethanBen.我确实是Ido.如果Ben离开了我我会悲伤但我会熬过去的IfBenleftme,Iwouldbesad,butIwouldgetthroughit但如果你离开我我永远都好不起来了Butifyouleftme,Iwouldneverrecover.谢谢这久说帮了大忙Thanks.Thathelps.我太习惯给他们打包了我差点给自己装了尿布msousedtopackingforthemIalmostputindiapersformyself.来点JenBarkleyIncomingcall.JenBarkley.JenBarkley又打来了她简直没完没了)enBarkleyiscallingagain.Sheisrelentless.)en是个很有能力的政♥治♥操控者啊Jenisapowerfulpoliticaloperative.你甚至不想知道她想要说什么吗Don'tyouevenwanttoknowwhatshehastosay?她就会说她一直在说的也就是She'lljustsaywhatshealwayssays,whichis,"Leslie你考虑参加参议院或者国会竞选吗”而我会说"Leslie,wouldyouconsiderrunningforstatesenateorCongress?"Andllsay,"Jen非常感谢我受宠若惊"Jen,thankyouverymuch,that'sveryflattering,但我爱我的工作而且我能为整个国家做“butIlovemyjob,andIgettodoitfortheentirecountry."整个世界都是我的公园Thewholeworldismypark.此外我们的生活太混乱了我们可不能竞选啊Besides,ourlivesaresochaoticwecan'trunacampaign.嗯如果你真心想去的话我们会找到办法的Well,ifyoureallywantedtodoit,we'dfindaway.我是说情况还没有那么混乱Imean,thingsaren'tthatchaotic.三个孩子刚刚互相撞上了搞坏了你们所有的东西Allthreeofthemjustbumpedintoeachotherandbrokeeverythingyouown.我-我不知道那个响声是什么I-Idon'tknowwhatthatwas.哦你看看啊Oh,wouldyoulookatthat?亲爱的我觉得你最好朋友Tom要给他的女性朋友一份礼物了Sweetie,IthinkyourbestfriendTom'sgivinghisladyfriendagift你知道Gayle每天都给我一个礼物YouknowGaylegivesmeagifteachandeveryday.哦我收到的是最棒的礼物了Oh,Igotthegrea