Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第七季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

2017年我是说有谣言称他们要下个月才宣布的Imean,therewererumorsthattheyweregonnaannounceitnextmonth,但他们肯定是等不及了好吧buttheymusthavegottenimpatient.Okay.不管他们怎么说Whatevertheysay,我们需要针对一万种可能的剧本想出一万种可能的回应Weneedtocomeupwith10,000possibleresponsesto10,000possiblescenarios.好吧只是提醒你Okay,justtoremindyou,我不是为国家公园部工作的Idon'tworkfortheNationalParkService.是是是那些剧本想得怎么样了Yeah,yeah,yeah.Howarethosescenarioscoming?好吧你看我们进去之前你需要知道一些事情Okay,look.Beforewegointhere,youneedtoknowsomething.他来了-谁来了He,shere.-Who'shere?那个你禁止我说出口的名字Theguywhosenameyouforbidmefromsayingoutloud因为它让你充满愤怒becauseitllsyouwithrage.你看我不知道他是为谁工作的1.ook,Idon'tknowwhohe'sworkingfor,但我猜他是某个竞标团体的一部分butIguesshe'spartofoneofthebiddinggroups.你在那边能保持文明吗Areyougonnabeabletobecivilinthere?我是完全文明的mperfectlycivil.他才是那个愚蠢垃圾头狗屎脸He,sthestupidgarbage-headdoo-dooface.兀夷Perfect.感谢各位的光临Thankyouallforcoming.我是TrevorNelsonNewport家族的法律顾问IamTrevorNelson,legalcounciltotheNewportfamily.Newport家族信托计划打包销♥售♥TheNewportfamilytrustintendstosell一块面&hearts积♥6♥4♥平方公里的原始未开♥发♥的土地a25-squaremileparcelofpristine,undevelopedland包含Eagleton湖和南印第安纳山麓containingLakeEagletonandtheSouthernIndianafoothills.为什么是现在Newport家族掌握这块地已经一百年了Whynow?TheNewportshaveownedthislandfor100years.多亏了近年Pawnee的经济繁荣ThankstotherecenteconomicboominPawnee,房&hearts他&hearts产♥价格升到了历史新高realestatepricesareatanalltimehigh.而据JessicaWicks-NewportAndinthewordsofJessicaWicks-Newport,全部Newport财富的继承人称heirtotheentireNewportfortune,quote,"是时候把那些愚蠢的老树换成一屁♥股♥的钱了""It'stimetotradethosedumb,oldtreesforabuttloadofcash.”是的确实是Itis.Ittrulyis.这块地正乞求这成为座新的国家公园呢Thislandisbeggingtobeanewnationalpark.而且还在我自己的后院Andit'sinmyownbackyard.这可能会成为我的最高成就Thiscouldbemycrowningachievement.我可以退休了Icouldretire.我是说我不会退Imean,Iwouldn't.我要工作到100岁然后削减到一周四天mgonnaworkuntilm100andthencutbacktofourdaysaweek.哦天想到那一天休息我已经觉得好无聊了Oh,God,malreadysoboredthinkingaboutthatonedayoff.或许我去上个法学院之类的MaybeI'llgotolawschoolorsomething.我们会在明天下午5点前从初始的密封竞价中选择人围团体Wewillselectthefinalistsfromasetofinitialsealedbidsdueat5:00P.M.tomorrow.祝各位好运Goodluck.好吧酷Okay.Cool.他来了什么Thereheis.-What?好吧-他在这了Okay.-He'shere?他过来了-我不想和他说话Heiscomingover.-1don'twanttotalktohim.我应该躲起来不他才该躲起来Ishouldhide.No,heshouldhide.他该跑他该跑掉Heshouldrun.Heshouldrunaway.他该藏起他的那张蠢脸他不应该一Heshouldhidehisstupidface.Heshouldn'tbe-你好啊Knope女士Hello,Ms.Knope.你好曾经是我朋友的前陌生人Hello,formerstrangepersonIusedtofriend.你看起来很You'relookingvery.Ron的样子Ron-like.你还有一样的头发-不我没有我现在有刘海了Youhaveyoursamehair.-NO,Idon't.Ihavebangsnow.我从不知道刘海是什么我也不打算了解veneverknownwhatbangsare,andIdon'tintendtolearn.嗯或许你该了解呢Well,maybeyoushould!我两年前离开了公园部门1lefttheparksdepartmenttwoyearsago.现在我在私营成分工作NowIworkintheprivatesector,管理我自己的建筑和开♥发♥公♥司♥runningmyownbuildinganddevelopmentcompany.它叫做非常好建筑和开♥发♥公♥司♥It'scalledVeryGoodBuilding&DevelopmentCompany.我想在不炫耀的状态下表达我们工作的质量Iwantedtoconveythequalityofourworkwithoutseemingflashy.所以你的公♥司♥与其中一位投标人有关吗Soyourcompanyisinvolvedwithoneofthebidders?当然啦皮条客Hellyeah,pimp!他现在是Gryzzl队的了He,sonteamGryzzlnow.我们呃雇了他们公♥司♥帮忙规划和建造我们新的Gryzzl园区We,uh,hiredhiscompanytohelpplanandbuildournewGryzzlcampus.就在这个镇上哦然后那块地吗Righthereintown.Oh,andthatland?哦天啊简直完美Oh,mygosh.It'sperfect那树啊石头啊天空啊是的那片土地有很好的天空Thetreesandrocksandsky.-Yes,thelandhasgoodsky.这家伙啊他真是太棒了Thisguy!He'ssofarout.太极简了Sonorm-core.你知道国家公园系统值得拥有这片土地YouknowthattheNationalParkSystemdeservesthisland.你为什么要试着搞我呢Whyareyoutryingtoscrewme?这又是晨星事件重演了ThisislikeMorningStaralloveragain.这可一点也不像晨星ThisisnothinglikeMorningStar.而且那都是两年前了Andthatwastwoyearsago.嗯你不知道你面对的是谁我直接监管1200人Well,youdon'tknowwhoyou,redealingwith.Idirectlyoversee1,200people.我的员工都是有创意的天才Ihaveastaffofcreativegeniuses在赢得竞标之前不会停止工作的thatwillnotstopworkinguntilwewinthisbid.1.eslie1.eslie?我我找不到你想要的文件了I-Icouldn'tfindthatfileyouwanted,但我确实找到了一份文件叫做“鸟类普查1980butIdidfindafilecalledbirdcensus,1980.然后是空的-滚出去吧EdAnd.it'sempty.-Getoutofhere,Ed!我开除你了啊-对Ifiredyou.-Right如果任何人想出来玩我就在赛百味Ifanyonewantstohang,IwillbeatSubway.他很蠢He,sverystupid.公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第1集第7季第1集宝刚刚把Leslie的三胞胎送到她妈妈那里了.Babe?JustdroppedoffLeslie'stripletswithhermom.全部三个搞定了Allthreeof,em.Nailedit.看看她给了我们什么慢炖煲1.ookwhatshegaveus.Slowcooker.很棒-是啊Great-Yeah.呃所以赶紧准备好吧庆典一小时之后就开始了Um,sohurryupandgetready.Thegalastartsinanhour.而且别忘了明天我们得去那家伙的办公室Anddon'tforget,tomorrowwehavetogotothatguy'soffice给租户保险单签字tosigntherenter'sinsuranceforms.准备好出发Getready.Go.一切进展都很好Everythingisgoinggreat.April在她的国家公园部工作上属♥爆了April'skickingassatherNationalParksjob.呃我兼♥职♥在那里工作而且我有自己的电视节目了Uh,Iworkthereparttime.AndIhavemyownTVshow.欢迎回到JohnnyKarate超赞音乐爆♥炸♥秀WelcomebacktotheJohnnyKarateSuperAwesomeMusicalExplosionShow.早啊Johnny我有东西给你Morning,Jo