Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
你什么意思你不能听着.Whatdoyoumean,youcan't?Look.我要给我最好的朋友AnnPerkins办一场告别宴会Iamthrowingafarewellpartyformybestfriend,AnnPerkins.而如果她三年前随意提到过Andifshecasuallymentioned3yearsago她觉得室内烟火很酷的话thatshethoughtindoorfireworkswouldbecool你猜怎样你就得给我室内烟火thenguesswhat,you'regonnagivemeindoorfireworks.今晚的大惊喜已经酝酿了五年了Tonight'sbiggestsurpriseis5yearsinthemaking.一切都追溯到我初次见到我最好朋友的时候ItallgoesbacktowhenIfirstmetmybestfriend.我想来说说SUniVan街上的那块废弃地mheretotalkabouttheabandonedlotonSullivanStreet.我已经试着解决这件事好几个月了I'vebeentryingtogetthisthingfixedformonths,它归政♥府♥所有你们得对它做点什么andit'sgovernment-ownedandyouneedtodosomethingaboutit.我会帮助你的-这是个承诺吗Iwillhelpyou.-Isthatapromise?这不止是个承诺It,smorethanapromise.这是个拉钩的承诺It,sapinkypromise.SOlEOlPilot/MakeMyPitAPark那个承诺开启的友谊太盛大Thatpromiselaunchedafriendshipsogrand这一集是本剧第103集花了103本剪贴簿才捕捉到ittakes103scrapbookstocaptureit.我秘密安排了午夜开始对Pawnee公园动工IhavesecretlyarrangedtoofficiallybreakgroundonPawneecommonsatmidnight,履行了我五年前许下的拉钩承诺fulfillingmypinkypromisethatImadefiveyearsago.哦冰淇淋三明治品尝试验Oh,icecreamsandwichtastetest!那是我们吵得最凶的一次了Thatwasourbiggestfight.嘿KnOPe-HaroldHey,Knope.-Harold.你今晚就要给Pawnee公园动工了吗You'rebreakinggroundonthePawneecommonstonight?公共工程部从没给签过字啊Publicworksneversignedoffonthat.你看你们办公室在给我制♥造♥麻烦1.ook,yourofficewasgivingmeahardtime,所以我只能找人帮了几个忙soIhadtocallinafewfavors.我不喜欢人们越我的级Idon'tlikeitwhenpeoplegoovermyhead.理解了我会记住的想来个零食吗Understood.Iwillmakeanoteofthat.Wouldyoulikeatreat?我管理那个部门Irunthatdepartment而我真不喜欢-andIdonotappreciate-该死那可真好吃啊-对吧Damn,that'sreallygood.-Right?宴会上会有很多这些东西的There'sgonnabealotoftheseattheparty.你该过来转转-我知-我明白Youshouldcomeby.-1kno-Igetit.我知道你想干什么Iknowwhatyou,redoing.而我还是-里面还有点小酥脆吗AndIstill-istherealittlecrunchinthere?榛子哦Hazelnut.-Ooh.哦对吧今晚见Ooh,right?Seeyoutonight.好了嗯我们去安排宴会吧Okay,well,let,sgosetupthisparty.April谢谢你April,thankyou.我知道你可能戏弄Ann但内心深处我知道你真心在乎IknowyoumayteaseAnn,butdeepdowninsideIcantellthatyoureallycare.Ann要离开这个镇给爱的人作痛苦的告别Ann'sleavingtownandsayingpainfulgood-byestolovedones.今生最棒的一天哦Greatestdayofmylife!公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第13集第6季第13集太感谢你们所有人来帮我搬这些箱子了Thankyouallsomuchforhelpingmewiththeseboxes.我只是有点落后进度因为每次开始我就-mjustalittlebehindbecauseeverytimeIstart,Iget-有点情绪化alittleemotional.嘿那个盒子上有我的名字Hey,thatboxhasmynameonit嘿这个盒子上有我的名字Hey,thisonehasmynameonit.这个上面有盘子的名字Thisonehasplates'nameonit.你们刚刚找到了你们的伙伴盒子Youhavejustfoundyourbuddyboxes.每个盒子包含一个我们友谊的纪念品Eachboxcontainsamementoofourfriendship.我准备迟些再给你们的但是Iwasgonnagivethemtoyoulater,but现在正是“礼”想时刻thereisnotimelikethepresent.有趣双关预警Funpunalert一个铜制的汉堡Abronzedhamburger.S03E10Soulmates是来自我们的火鸡牛肉厨艺比拼记得吗It'sfromourturkeyversusbeefcook-off,remember?你是个值得尊敬的对手Youwereaworthyadversary.我会更喜欢一个可以吃的正常汉堡但这也很好了Iwouldhavepreferredaregularhamburgerforeating,butthisisverynice.2008印第安纳州审计表格吗2008Indianastateauditspreadsheets?兄弟那一年简直是疯rMan,thatyearwasinsane!那一年是你从一个审计员成为传奇的一年Thatwastheyearyouwentfrombeinganauditortoalegend.哇Whoa!告别Li,lSebastian纪念演唱会S03E16Li'lSebastianS05E14LeslieAndBen一张我主持LeSlie和Ben婚礼的照片ApictureofmeofficiatingLeslieandBen'swedding.而且看你们正好差不多能看到我的头rAndlook,youcanjustaboutseemyhead.太感谢你了Thankyousomuch.蛇汁谟Snakejuice!S03E13TheFight我以为这些被药监局销毁r呢IthoughttheseweredestroyedbytheFDA.我确实去了一个非常肮脏的地方才找到Ididhavetogotoaveryseedylocationtofindit,但现在我知道哪里可以赌斗马了butnowIknowwheretogotoplaceabetonhorsefighting.好了别给Ann透露任何关于开工的消息Okay,don'tmentionanythingaboutthegroundbreakingtoAnn.给我重复一遍Repeatthatbacktome.跟Ann说开工的事情陷害Ann谋杀TellAnnaboutthegroundbreaking,frameAnnformurder,向供水里投放杀人病毒releaseadeadlyvirusintothewatersupply.很好哦Good.Oh!一路顺风AnnBonvoyage,Ann.天啊这也太棒了那是气泡果汁MyGod,thisisamazing.-That'ssparklingcider.为什么这里有个新年夜倒计时钟还有复活节兔子WhyisthereaNewYear'sEvecountdownclockandtheEasterbunny?我不知道我们何时能互相拜访Idon'tknowwhenwe'regonnabeabletovisiteachother,所以为了安全这个聚会是今年所有事件的庆祝会sojusttobesafethispartyisacelebrationofeveryeventthat'sgonnahappenthisyear.美国国旗纪念日6月14日你生日新年中国农历新年国旗纪念日Yourbirthday,NewYear's,ChineseNewYear's,flagday.没哪个聚会像是LeSlieKnope聚会Ain'tnopartylikeaLeslieKnopeparty因为一个LeSIieKnope聚会实际是30个聚会'causeaLeslieKnopepartyisactually30parties.半生日快乐2015年倒计时中国农历新年快乐羊年国旗纪念日S05E19ArticleTwo模仿匹兹堡海盗说话HKnope你真是超Knope了你自己Knope,youhaveout-knopedyourself.哈哈看起来聚会要熄火了奇怪哦Haha,seemsliketheparty'sdyingdown.Weird.Ann你可能就想永远去密歇根不会来了Ann,youprobablywannaheadtoMichiganforever,所以我溜进你的房♥子给你打了个包拜soIsnuckintoyourhouseandpackedabagforyou.Bye.这就是一堆胸罩和刀子Thisisjustabunchofbrasandknives.还有散装洋葱Andlooseonions.好了策会别喝酒享受吧Okay,party!Don'tdrink!Havefun!嘿所以我们给你准备了个小小的告别礼Hey,soWehavealittlefarewellgiftforyou.我们都出了钱给你买♥♥了张礼品卡Weallpitchedinandgotyouagiftcard是那家家居店”罐和盘”的fromthathomestore,nPotsandPans.我们确实在觊觎一些很棒的罐子Wehavebeenontheprowlforsomeamazingpots.嗯那张卡是换三个盘F的Well,thatcard'sforthreepans.不管怎样这也很棒Either
