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2、们Ahoy,fellowfanatics欢迎来到我家Welcometomequarters要不你们来厨房♥吧Whydontcomeonbackonthegalley?我今天在给你们整点消遣的mcookingupalittletreatforyoutoday打进来投出票时间到Itscall-in-and-votetime你们今天来选择我们动画片的结局Yougettochoosehowourcartoonendstoday可以用电♥话♥来viathephone或者用互联网来ortheInternet只要你们有这么个技术条件ifyouretechnologi

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4、dyougo?波蒂Potty?你在里面吗兄弟Youinthere,buddy?波蒂Potty?波蒂Potty?放我出去你个坏鸟Getmeoutofhere,youscurvybird我刚刚说到哪了Now,whatwas1saying?这部动画片不像是Now,thiscartoonain,tlike你们看的那种旱鸭子版动画片mostofyourIand-Iubbingcartoons这部动画片不止有一个Thiscartoonhasnotone也不止有两个nottwo而是三个不同的结局butthreedifferentendings等我让你们So,whenItellyouto拨♥打&

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8、thisthing你那不是问顶吗Wouldntthatbethetop?章鱼哥等等Squid,wait等等Wait儿英寸后船Ship海绵宝宝你到底要在你那SpongeBob,howlongareyougonnastayin小小妙世界里待多久yourlittlefantasyworld?不是快看有大船No,look,agiantship太棒了Great我们走1.etsgo终于能给这乱扔大锚的来一点教训了NowIcanfinallygivethisanchor-dropperapieceofmymind感觉不太好章鱼哥Idontknow,Squidward那艘船周围有可怕的绿光Thatshipha

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10、ow感觉就是有那么点印象Doesntitjustkindofringabell?响铃没错Yes我知道谁是这船的主人Iknowwhoownsthisboat就是想不起名字butIjustcantplacethename飞天魔鬼所有错了名字不叫Nono,itsnot我是飞天魔鬼IamtheFlyingDutchman对了Thatsit章鱼哥这船是红男爵的Squidward,thisshipbelongstotheRedBaron是谁在飞天魔鬼的地盘上打扰人家的WhobedisturbintheFlyingDutchmaninhisownlair?是章鱼哥ItsSquidward他要投诉你Hewan

11、tstocomplaintoyou我我我I-I-I我可可可没有No,I-I-Idon,t那你骂人家船脏人懒乂是怎么一回事Well,whataboutallthatStuffabouthimhavingadirtyshipandbeinglazyandall?我可没说过Ineversaidthat侮辱一个人的船Insultinamansship比侮辱一个人的妈更严重beworsethaninsultinhismother错r等下No,no,wait你刚骂的是他妈脏itwashismotheryousaidwasdirty不是船脏nothisship下一个是你们Yourenext真是差一点就死了T

12、hatwasacloseone欢迎回来Welcomeback真是差一点点就死了Thatwasacloserone欢迎回来Welcomeback他们两个怎么每次捣乱Howcomewhentheyactup你都要欢迎alltheygetisthewelcomewagon?要我说早就Ifyouaskme,its所以你们要不要再来一次So,areyougonnatrythatagain?也许吧Probably那现在呢Howboutnow?不不他们不要No,no,they,renot听好了Nowlisten鬼矩手册无论是谁登上了飞天魔鬼的船WhosoeversetsfootontheFlyingDutc

13、hmansship不管是不是不请自来uninvitedorotherwise都要成为他的鬼水手shallbecomemembersofhisghostlycrew到永远forever然后And永远ever我们会领名片吗Willwebegettingbusinesscards?安静Silence你们现在是我的鬼水手了Yourepartofmycrewnow我们的工作就是四处航行吓唬别人andourjobistosailaroundandfrightenpeople会很累人Itllbegrueling麻木人mind-numbing还反反复复的andrepetitive差不多就像Justlike白天

14、的电视节目daytimetelevision现在你给我听好先生Nowyoulistenhere,mister你要是真觉得我会Ifyouthinkmgonna在这垃圾堆里待个五分钟以上spendmorethanfiveminutesonthisdumpster你就想多了thenyourecrazy倒是看看这地方Imean,lookatthisplace恶心死了Itsdisgusting是谁教你Whoevertoldyou一定要把油灯放硬木板边上thathavingoillampsnexttohardwoodpanelingwasagoodidea怎么Nowwhat?要给我看东西Isupposeyou,regonnashowme真是好好看Thatsverynice这什么玩意魔术表演吗Whatisthis,somekindofmagicact?谁还要进去飞天绝望里玩一玩WouldanyoneelseliketoentertheFlyofDespair?不用了No