ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第二十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、嘿这是什么鬼啊Hey!Whatthehellisthis?根据你的一身怒汗我想应该是我最新的预算削减提案mguessingitsmylatestbudgetcutproposalbasedonyourragesweat.首先我是怒光焕发FirstofalbIamrageglowing.第二你要砍预算的是Second,youwannacutfundingPawnee棕幅!公共迷你高尔夫forthePawneePalmsPublicPutt-Putt?P.P.P.P.P对你做了什-么啊WhatdidtheP.P.P.P.P.everdotoyou?Ron非常的反政♥府♥

2、他有那样的哲学Ronisveryanti-government,andhehasthatphilosophy,但有些东西就是不能砍掉的啊buttherearejustcertainthingsthatyoudontcut.学校警力迷你高尔夫旋转木马大游♥行♥Schools,police,mini-goltmerry-go-rounds,parades,露台修复道路和桥之类无所谓rgazeborepair,roadsandbridges,whatever.漂亮的花♥园♥蜂鸟喂食器Prettygardens,hummingbirdfeeder

3、s.我信仰砍掉无用的政♥府♥项目Ibelieveincuttinguselessgovernmentprojects.我也信仰砍掉有用的项目Ialsobelieveincuttingusefulprojects,未来的项目以及过去的项目futureprojects,andpastprojects.胡佛大坝只是个滑稽模仿罢rTheHooverDamisatravesty.你还信仰做家具呢Youalsobelieveinmakingfurniture.要不你还是去焊把椅子吧Whydontyougosolderachairinstead?你希望我用晶体管片和小电线做一把椅

4、子出来吗Doyouexpectmetomakeachairoutoftransistorchipsandsmallwires?听着迷你高尔夫场地的预算削减1.ook,thedefundingofthemini-golfcourse在明天市议会会议的日程上isontheagendaforthecitycouncilmeetingtomorrow.我很肯定你会用你标志性的活力来反对的msureyoullargueagainstitwithyourtrademarkvigor.哦我会去反对而且我会赢的Oh,Iwillargue,andmgonnawin.那片迷你高尔夫会永远在那里Thatputt-p

5、uttisgonnabearoundforever,而当我搞定的时候andwhenIamdonewithit,它吸引的游客会比胡佛大坝更多it,llattractmorevisitorsthantheHooverDam.而且它会有双倍的发电量Anditllproducedoubletheamountofelectricity.怎久做到-我会想到的How?-Illfigureitout.上面已经有风车了谁在乎呢Italreadyhaswindmills.Whocares?公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第21集第5季第21集议员们我有事要和你们讨论Councilmen,1havesomethingto

6、discusswithyou,但在此之前我能指出你们二位今天有多帅气吗butbeforeIdo,canIjustpointouthowhandsomethebothofyoulooktoday?是啊我知道我感觉很不好Yeah,Iknow.-1feelveryill.好吧嗯明天我们要投票给迷你高尔夫场地的资金支持个人来说Okay,well,tomorrowwearevotingonfundingforthemini-golfcourse,andpersonally,我觉得它对家庭很好Ithinkitisgreatforfamilies,能很好地提供工作也极其的可爱itsagreatjobcrea

7、tor,anditsextremelycute.我在想你们二位的倾向如何mwonderingwhichwayyoutwoareleaning.嗯上次我在那里的时候Well,thelasttimeIwasthere,我看到所有种族的孩子们相处不错还在玩Isawkidsofallracesgettingalongandplaying.真的太糟糕了Itwasterrible.所以我投票反对SoImvotingtogetridofit.至少你有个好理由Atleastyouhaveagoodreason.嗯HOWSer和我一起Well,Howseriswithme.Milton和Dexhart一致Mil

8、toniswithDexhartJeremy你就是决定选票了)eremy,youretheswingvote.你觉得如何哼Whatdoyouthink?-Hmm.嗯一方面我热爱砍掉政♥府♥项目Well,ontheonehand,Ilovecuttinggovernmentprograms.另一方面迷你高尔夫太棒了Ontheotherhand,mini-golfrules.第三方面你和RonSwanson我都讨厌Andonthethirdhand,IhatebothyouandRonSwanson.所以这次而这皆有可能Sothisonecouldgoeitherway

9、.我就像是个坏蛋的未知因素mkindofabadasswildcard.嘿你今晚要干啥Hey,whatareyoudoingtonight?更像是要干谁MorelikewhoamIdoing?没人Noone.我有空怎么了mfree.Whatsup?我能来两杯啤酒和一杯冰水给我这边的朋友指定司机吗CanIgettwobeersandanicewaterformyfriendhere,designateddriver?是我吗你开车过来的啊Iam?Youdrovehere.不太晚了大哥我已经点了水了Nah,itstoolate,bro.Ialreadyorderedthewater.我不知道你要拿我

10、怎么着1dontknowwhatyouwantmetodo.Andy和我刚刚完成了一笔给红木音乐项目的巨大捐款AndyandIjustclosedabigdonationtotheRedwoodMusicProgram,一个他发现的慈善项目acharityhediscovered,所以我建议我们都出来喝酒庆祝soIsuggestedweallgooutforacelebratorydrink.但不知怎的我最后就成了指定司机AndsomehowIjustendedupbecomingthedesignateddriver.而且给所有人买♥♥单Andpayingfore

11、veryone.而且酒吧还不是我选的AndIdidntgettochoosethebar.我应该更果断一点的Ishouldbemoreassertive.哦今晚的乐队很感动我啊Aw,thebandismovingmetonight.真的很好Itsreallygood.是吗在我听起来有点蹩脚啊Really?Theysoundkindacrappytome.听起来有点像是你的一首歌♥啊宝Kindasoundslikeoneofyoursongs,babe.嗯你知道的老鼠耗子还是有点影响力的Well,youknowwhat,MouseRathasalotOfinfluence在某些本地

12、高中乐队里onsomeofthelocalhighschoolbands,主要是因为Chang给他们买♥♥啤酒之类的mostly,causeChangbuysembeerandwhatnot.等等Andy这就是首老鼠耗子的歌♥啊Wait,Andy,thisisaMouseRatsong.*张开翅膀飞吧耶*JSpreadyourwingsandfly,yeahJ那是我的乐队啊Thatsmyband.没我我还没认出来因为我是唯一重要的一个1didntrecognizeuswithoutmebecausemtheonlyonethatmatters.谢谢各位

13、Thankyou,everyone.我们是耗子老鼠WeareRatMouse.耗子老鼠吗RatMouse?好一群混♥蛋♥他们没我也去表演吗Ratbastards.Theyreplayingwithoutme?那是我写的歌♥啊喂ThatsasongIwrote!嘿宝贝我能借你的车用一个月吗Hey,baby,canIborrowyourcarforamonth?我已经把车借你了啊Ialreadylentyoumycar.你不记得我车在哪了吗Doyounotknowwheremycaris?恶我太烦这些严刑逼供了Ugh,Imsosickofthethirdd

14、egree.就像是和条子在约会It,slikedatingacop.我胀气了我们来亲热吧mgassy.Letsmakeout.啥-是What?-Yeah.闪边Moveaside!跟Mona-Lisa约会也太棒了DatingMona-Lisaisawesome.除了我一直要在恐惧中生活ExceptthatIliveinconstantfearformylife.所以我想应该做成熟的事情SoIguessitstimetodothematurethingand让另一个人帮我甩了她havesomeoneelsedumpherforme.呃Perkins来坐下Uh,Perkins,sitdown.我刚听

15、说你和Traeger可能要复合了IjustheardthatyouandTraegermightbegettingbacktogether.是啊挺好笑的对吧Yeah,itsfunny,right?我是说我们已经准备一起生一个孩子了Imean,we,realreadyplanningonhavingababytogether.我们不算是一对但是-Werenotquiteacouplebut-是酷祝贺Yeah.Cool.Congrats.听着我需要你的帮助1.isten,Ineedyourhelp.我女朋友疯了Mygirlfriendiscrazy.你约会的每一个女孩你都这么说Yousaythatabouteverygirlyoudate.我当时也被你这么说Yousaidthataboutme.冷静点A