ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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5、* 就在Pawnee*inPawnee公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第12集第2季第12集48号♥地原来是一个讨厌而恶心的大坑1.ot48wasonceahorribleanddisgustingpit,现在它成了Pawnee的冬日乐园andnowitsthesiteofPawneesWinterWonderland.如果这是我自己计划设计的就好了ThiscouldnotbemoreperfectifIhadplanneditmyself.哦确实是我♥干♥的它太棒了WhichIdid.Andit,sawesome.我们来讲安排So,letstal

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9、onhim.Hegotoffeasy.他也经常谢谢我一周都在Andoften.Thankyou,llbehereallweek!你得跟我说说他我对他一无所知Yougottatellmeabouthim.Idontknowanythingabouthim.好的他23他差不多是我男友他是同Okay.Hes23,he,skindofmyboyfriend,he,sgay.去年我们喝醉了他带我去冰雪世界1.astyearwegotdrunkandhetookmetotheIceCapades,而我啥都没送给他andIdidntgethimanything.他是同是啊Andhesgay?-Yeah.断背

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11、kaboutit.接下来一整天我都会来回思考Throughthecourseofallday,mgonnamullitover.我只想这个但你放心It,sallmgonnathinkabout,butyoureingoodhands.我会想到很好很好的东西mgonnacomeupwithsomethingreally,reallygood.是吗-是-好Really?-Yeah.-Allright.这个你会吗-会Yougotthat?-Yeah.Dexhart议员我是LeSIieKnopeCouncilmanDexhart?mLeslieKnope.感谢你来见我Thankyouformeetin

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15、w,whichoneofthemtoldyou?Wasittheliverlady?这我没人我没我从没听过这些Well,1.Noone.1havent.Ihaventheardanyofthis,这辈子从没听说这些事情ever,inmywholelife.哦Oh!相信我要听说了我肯定会记得的Believeme,Iwouldhaverememberedthis.好那样的话Okay.Well,inthatcase,刚刚跟你说的一切都是个好笑的恶作剧everythingIjusttoldyouwasjustafunnyprank.哦嗨见面如何Oh!Hi!Howwasyourmeeting?挺好挺直接的Itwasfine.Prettystraightforward.很简短他很忙,Shortmeeting.Hesabusyguy.是的很忙看看这