ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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3、t,Jerry.好的我们别争了我搞坏的让我来赔吧RonOkay,letsnotfight.IbrokeitLetmepayforit,Ron.不是谁搞坏的No.Whobrokeit?RonDonna有点太安静了Ron,Donnasbeenawfullyquiet.你来真的啊Really?是来真的-我的天啊Yeah,really.-Oh,myGod!是我搞坏的它烫到我的手所以我打了它一拳Ibrokeit.Itburnedmyhand,soIpunchedit.我预计十分钟之后他们会扭打起来Ipredicttenminutesfromnow,theyllbeateachothersthroats脸

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5、rtant我正在推出我新的高端的咖啡利口式酒mlaunchingmynewhigh-end,Kahlua-Styleliqueur,蛇汁SnakeJuice.听起来像你拿了条蛇然后拧成抹布Soundslikeyoutookasnakeandtwisteditlikearag直到它的血和内脏都跑出来untilitsbloodandgutscameout.“咖啡利口式”是什么意思WhatdoesKahlua-Stylemean?我混合了几种酒Imixabunchofalcoholtogether,加了点糖和咖啡还有其他东西Iaddsomesugarandcoffeeandsomeotherjunk

6、,然后尝起来像咖啡利酒anditkindoftasteslikeKahlua.我只能喝带辣椒的温开水Icanonlydrinkwarmtapwaterwithcayennepepper.行那就别喝Fine.Thendontdrinkit.只要让其他人来喝好吧Justgetotherpeopletodrinkit,okay?一小时后开会Meetinginonehour.如果你赶不上你就上我的没门名单吧Ifyoudontmakeit,youreonmyDone-zolist.哦”没门名单”是啥Oh,whatsaDone-zolist1?意思是你和我没门了ItmeansyouandIaredone-

7、zo.出去玩一起吃饭没门Hangingout,gettingfoodtogether,done-zo.你想来我家玩游戏没门Youwanttocomeovertomyhouseandplayvideogames?Done-zo.嘿Tom想跟我打迷你高尔夫吗Hey,Tom,youwanttocomeplayPutt-Puttwithme?不我们没门了No,we,redone-zo.宝我们得赶上那个会啊Babe,wegottomakethatmeeting.我太高兴我们能有空聊天了msogladwefoundthetimetotalk.感觉已经好久了Itfeelslikeitsbeenforever

8、.我知道啊我在医院一直太忙了Iknow.vebeensobusyatthehospital.长时间加班通宵值班我已经很厌倦了1.onghours,overnightshifts.mgettingsickofit.好吧我们从个人事务开始JeSSie怎么样了Allright,letsstartwiththepersonalstuff.HowsJessie?谁-那个摄影师Who?-Thephotographerguy.哦对我们分手了我没跟你讲吗Oh,yeah.Webrokeup.Ididnttellyouthat?没Mmm-mmm.为啥我挺喜欢他的啊-是啊我也是Why?Ilikedhim.-Yeah

9、,Idid,too.我就是我搞不定他的脸Ijust.Icouldntdealwithhisface.哈Huh.你觉得我能把借给他的书拿回来吗DoyouthinkIcouldgetthatbookbackthatIloanedhim?呃严格来说我已经出国了Well,mtechnicallyoutofthecountry.所以我只能用一个奇怪的号♥码打给他SoIwouldhavetocallhimfromaweirdnumber.抱歉没事Sorry.-Nevermind.但我在约会这个新男的MattiasButmseeingthisnewguy,Mattias.你会爱上他的他是个三重

10、双鱼Youwouldlovehim.HesatriplePisces.哦哦看来有人开会要迟到咯Oh-oh.Lookslikesomeonesgonnabelateforhermeeting.我跟你比赛Illraceyou.真的吗那不会很幼稚吗Really?Isntthatalittlechildish?拜Ann抱歉得走了嘿闪边哦Bye,Ann.Sorry,gottogo.Hey,move!Oh!Howser议员抱歉还是很高兴见到你CouncilmanHowser,sorry.Nicetoseeyouasalways.拜Bye.欢迎来到游击营销策略基础课WelcometoGuerillaMark

11、eting101.什么是游击营销WhatisGuerillaMarketing?几个普通的笨蛋无意冒犯Afewordinaryschmoes,nooffense,在某人身边随意聊一些蛇汁有多棒的话题haveacasualconversationnexttosomeguyabouthowgreatSnakeJuiceis.接下来就是那个某人点了一整瓶蛇汁NextthingyouknowthatguyordersawholebottleofSnakeJuice,甚至还不知道为什么andhehasnoideawhy.April你扮演一个喝啤酒的无聊人士名叫JenniferApril,youllbep

12、layingaboringbeerdrinkernamedJennifer.Andy你也是一个喝啤酒无聊人土名叫MichaelAndy,youarealsoaboringbeerdrinkernamedMichael.Jerry你扮演一个喝啤酒的无聊人士Jerry,youllbeplayingaboringbeerdrinker.你的名字叫JerryYournamewillbeJerry.Ron要扮演我们激动的喝蛇汁的人士RonisgoingtoplayourexcitingSnakeJuicedrinker,代号♥是迅雷BrianA.K.A.BrianThunder.你要我们把

13、整个剧本都记下来吗Doyouwantustomemorizethiswholescript?理想情况是但如果你要自♥由♥发挥Ideally,butifyouwanttowingit,你的讨论点就是“高端“VIP”生活方式”yourtalkingpointsarehigh-end,VIP,lifestyle.好的我们走一遍剧本Allright,letsrunthroughitonce.开始Andaction!”最近的天气真的好奇怪Theweatherhasbeensoweirdlately.”嘿我给你们都点杯酒吧”Hey,letmebuyyoualladrink.“我

14、来点基础的东西比如啤酒”lltakesomethingbasiclikeabeer.”是啊我挺污Yeah,mpretty”聊的boring.”所以我也来瓶啤酒”Solltakeabeer,too.“我不要我想让这个晚上哼狂起来”Notme.IwantthisnighttogetK-razzy.“轰狂“就像疯狂”Ca-razy.Like,crazy.“我想让这个晚上轰狂起来Iwantthisnighttogetcrazy.“给我来杯蛇汁我听说它余味很属♥GetmeashotofSnakeJuice.Ihearithasadopeaftertaste.好吧这边咔一下嗯Allright

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