Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

《Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx》由会员分享，可在线阅读，更多相关《Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx（14页珍藏版）》请在优知文库上搜索。

1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公小美虎鱼我身处何方WhereamInow?此为何物Whatisthisthing?我在做什么WhatamIdoing?这部歌♥舞动画片毛病一大堆Thisanimatedmusicalsurehasalotproblems.确实Tellmeaboutit.管他呢有个快乐结局就行了Whocares?Aslongastheresahappyending.叔公Hey,UncleG为什么巨型写实风飞行老虎每天whydoesgiantrealis

2、ticflyingtiger都要在快午夜了的时候往海里扔汉堡throwahamburgerintheoceaneverynightbeforemidnight?披萨史蒂夫我好惊讶你等了42年PizzaSteve,Imsurprisedyouvewaited42years才问我这个问题toaskmethatquestion.都过来我来向你们叙述Gatherround,andlltellyou老虎的完整起源故事theunabridgedtaleoftigersorigins.小妹Hey,girl!不来参加派对吗Arentyougonnajointheparty?甲壳先生Mr.Crustacious

3、为什么巨型写实风美虎鱼whyisgiantrealisticmermaidtiger老是这么忧郁alwayssogloomy?这忧郁都快传染给我了Itsstartingtobummeout.太平洋s鱼史蒂夫PacificcodSteve我好惊讶你等了42年msurprisedyouvewaited42years才问我这个问题toaskmethat.因为猫讨厌水Itsbecausecatshatewater.但她可不是一般的猫Butshe,snotanordinarycat.她是美虎鱼Shesamermaidtiger.又不是什么士气海蜗牛It,snotlikeshe,ssomelameseas

4、nail.你不明白Youjustdontgetit.她希望自己是头普通的老虎Shewishesshewasanormaltiger长腿的老虎atigerwithlegs.我听到什么了WhatdidIjusthear?!有谁说到腿了Didsomeonesaylegs?!不知道泡泡叔公Idontknow,bubblegrandpa.我只听到刚才那句ThatswhatIheard.我唯一受不了的IftheresonethingIcantstand就是希望自己长腿的鱼it,sfishwhowishtheyhadlegs!活在水底下怎么你了Whatswrongwithlivingunderthewate

5、r?是对这里的秩序有什么意见吗Doyouhaveaproblemwiththewaythingsaredownhere?你们哪一只可悲的寄生虫Now,whichoneofyoupatheticparasites刚刚希望自己长腿的wishestheyhadlegs?把嘴闭好Justkeepyourmouthshut.就是他殿下甲壳先生说的Itwashim,yourhighness!ItwasMr.Crustacious!是他说的不是我Hesaidit,notme!好啊Well,well.原来是爱长腿的拉里啊Ifitisntleg-lovingLarryoverhere许愿想要长腿makingal

6、ltheselegwishes.得让你懂得言多必失的道理了Youregonnawishyoukeptyourslimylittlemouthshut!你就是想长腿的那位了Soyouretheonewhowantslegs?好啦没什么好丢脸的Now,now.There,snothingtobeashamedof.可能我确实有点过激了MaybeIoverreactedabit.跟你说吧你想长出双腿Tellyouwhat-youwantapairoflegs我想要and1want,uh.汉堡ahamburger.海里没汉堡吃Icantgethamburgershereintheocean.就地上才会

7、有Theyonlyexistonland.不过要是我把腿赐给你ButifIgiveyoulegs那就让你给我买♥♥汉堡thenyoucangetmeahamburger.这样合理吗Soundfair?很好Wonderful.先来签订这份小小的协议Justneedyoutosignthislittlecontractfirst.我巨型写实风美虎鱼同意以上具备法律效力的协议条款鳗包马卜.做公♥证♥Eelybagwillhavethatnotarizedrightaway.现在来让你长腿Nowletsgetyousomelegs.赐予我波塞冬的

8、足疗师的力量BythepowerofPoseidonspodiatrist我将赐予你双腿Igivetheelegs!汉堡是这个样子的Now,thisiswhatahamburgerlookslike.另外补充说明一下Andjusttobeextra-clear汉堡今晚午夜之前必须得进我嘴里itneedstobeinmymouthbeforemidnighttonight.不然的话我就把腿收回来Otherwise,11takebackthelegs让你变成海蜗牛andturnyouintoaseasnail-海洋的泡沫thescumoftheocean.泡泡叔公她要去的地方Bubblegrand

9、pa,whereshesheaded方圆好几里没有汉堡thereisntahamburgerplaceformiles.午夜以前肯定找不到Shecan,tpossiblyfindonebeforemidnight.我偷偷告诉你一个小秘密鳗包llletyouinonalittlesecret,eelybag.重点就是那个Thatsthewholepoint.我要好好教训那头笨老虎llteachthatdumbtiger许愿长腿的后果towishforlegs.我懂了NowIgetit.一定要去警告老虎Wegottowarntigeraboutthis.鱼市真是的别动了Comeon!Stopsqu

10、irming!真希望这只笨章鱼能别动rIwishthisdumboctopuswouldholdstill.天才叔公你干嘛要骑章鱼过来UncleGrandpa,whyexactlyareyoutryingtomountthisthing?我说过了肚包露营车还在店里1.ikeIsaid,BellyBag,whiletheR.V.,sintheshop我需要交通工具来代步mgonnaneedsomethingfortransportation.我还是觉得应该要Istillthinkweshouldexplore另外Other找别的-Options!你说的确实Yeah,Iguessyourerigh

11、t.有什么用Whatstheuse?我一直都很想要vejustalwayswanted强大又威严的东西让我好好骑骑somethingpowerfulandmajestictoride.为什么有头老虎盯着我们看Whyisthereatigerstaringatus?我要买♥♥一条这个lltakeoneofthese.我们这是在躲谁Whoarewehidingfrom?顺便早安Also,goodmorning!你有什么事CanIhelpyou?你可以先涂点除臭剂Youcanstartbywearingsomedeodorant.抱歉让你误会了Sorryforgettin

12、goffonthewrongfoot我叫天才叔公MynamesUncleGrandpa.说到脚你双腿不错Andspeakingoffeet,nicepairofjumpersyougotonyou.你为什么会来渔人码头So,whatbringsyouaroundfishermanswharf?是汉堡Itsahamburger!怎么回事Whatsthebigidea?!只是张图片Thisisjustapicture!对很好那是手表Yes.Verygood.Thatsawatch.新版虎英大辞典根据这本虎语英语翻译Accordingtothistiger-to-Englishtranslator她

13、说她要在午夜前得到汉堡shesayssheneedsahamburgerbeforemidnight否则会变回美人鱼orshe,11beturnedbackintoamermaid.天啊又是那个老套故事Geez.Thatoldstoryagain.虽然我们很想帮你但不幸的是Well,dlovetohelpyou,but,unfortunately我现在没有交通工具Idonthaveanytransportationatthemoment.我先前从来没骑过巨型写实风老虎veneverriddenagiantrealistictigerbefore.你比那个黏糊糊的章鱼软多了Yourealotso

14、fterthanthatslimyoctopus.来帮你找汉堡吧Nowlet,sfindyouaburger!你是想说Youmeantotellme你这是第一次长腿吗thisisthefirsttimeyouveeverhadlegs?你明明挺会用腿的Causeyousureknowhowtouseem.我懂你的感受Iknowthefeeling.我还记得我第一次Irememberthefirsttime拥有这双彩虹背带的那时候Igottheserainbowsuspenders.让我自信心满满Reallyboostedmyconfidence.小心下水道1.ookoutforthatmanhole!小心轮胎Nowlookoutforthosetires!小心跳霹雳舞的Andthosebreakdancers!轮滑迪斯科Therollerdisco!喜马拉雅山TheHimalayas!天才叔公得跨越多少障碍UncleGrandpa,howmanyobstacles才能到汉堡店beforewereachaburgerjoint?问得好肚包就在这里停Goodcall,BellyBag.Let,sstophere.天啊我玩得好开心Gosh,vebeenhavingso