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1、TheSARSperiodwasfullofhumorTheSARSperiodwasfullofhumorTherewasagreatdealofhumorduringSAKSTextmessagehighlights:Ifyoutrestillworking,youreasoldier;Ifyoudaretowalkaroundtheworld,youareabraveman.IfItextyounot,youareamartyr;IfyouinsisttoinviteItohaveamealthatyouareagentleman!Virusspreadveryquickly,themo

2、odbecomesverystrange,afraidyouarebad,suggestyoudon,ttoohandsome,speakthreemetersoutside,manyoccasionslightningquick,goouttowearamask,gotobedquiltcover,yantokeephappymood,kissingmucheatlessfood.Preventionofsevereacuterespiratorysyndrome(SARS)prescription:takeaheadofgarlic,shallot,aroot,stinkytofutwop

3、ieces,scallions,mashedgarlic,andstinkytofustirintoapaste,halfinternalandapplythecheeks,createforhimselfaaroundtensquaremetersofarea.Update:theatypicalpneumoniaisthemainrouteoftransmissionmoneyincirculation,foryouandyourfaniIyhealth,pleasetidyupallyourexistingcashsealedinplasticbags,Iwillbedoor-to-do

4、orrecovery,andchargeasmal1fee.Accordingtothelateststudybytheworldhealthorganization,theSAKSvirusisabove60centimetersabovethegroundandisnotviablein60centimeters.Asaresult,theworldhealthorganizationremindscitizenstogooutandcrawlasmuchaspossible!Doyouwanttotakeavacation,friend?Pleasedial120freecallsqui

5、cklytowinsevendaysofhospitalandboardforthehospital!Nowcalltoreturnfacemask,fashionabledisinfectionsuit,ambulancetopickupandsoon,thetop10stillcanenjoyfreesegregationtreatment!Thesignis:Ihaveafever.OpenWindowseverydaytomakesureyourcomputer*sairflow：UsefacemaskstocommunicatewithyourQQavatartopreventinf

6、ectionofthevirus;Whenthecellphonereceivesacallfromtheaffectedarea,thenimmediatelysoakthecellphoneinalcoholtodisinfect.Doctor,sdiagnosis:thisbehaviorismedicallyknownasatypicalneuroticismSARSwreakedhavoc,andontheMayDayhoiiday,manypeopleusedthecattojoinanarmyofInternetusersathome,andtheywereabletodowel

7、lontheInternet.Despitethefactthatthemainlandoutbreakisstillnotgood,theInternetbugshavechosenastrategicallyimportant,tacticalhumorattitudetofacethediseasewithasmile.SmileAndRetainSmileisthemostpopularvocabularyamongnetizens.1.et,swashourhandsandholdthemtighter;1.etmebehindtheeighteenmask,lookatyoursm

8、ile.Severeacuterespiratorysyndrome(SARS)researchAccordingtoresearch,theliteratureisthereflectionofChina,SearliestrecordedSARS,caocaowasdongvucs,thanksdianweiescort,laydownhis1ifeforhiscriedafteroperationofdanger:severeacuterespiratorysyndrome(SRS),mylifeforhim!IntheanalectsofConfuciusoldwi11cutZhuan

9、YuearlierandhistoricalrecordsaboutSARSandplausiblyexplains,theturtleinthejadeor,howcandestroy?Istheguardianofthe*SARS,?ItistheSARSvirusofthetimeofConfucius,thespecialguard,theguardisnotstrict,wi11haveanaccident.ThedeathofSARS:wearamasktosuffocate;DeathbyChinesemedicine;colleague,sdiseaseisfrightened

10、todeath;Travelingtotheaffectedareatogohomeandfriendstohidefromdepression;Beingmisdiagnosedwithdeath;Spreadingrumorsaboutdeath;Sneezinginpubicisflat(beating)death.MessageofthemostThemostpopularmessage:asevereacuterespiratorysyndrome(SARS)learnedtobreathe,preciousacrossthefacemaskdidntknowwhattherealv

11、alue,veryperiodmissingshowsthepreciousofourfriendship!Fillthelargestmessage:bailuobo,orangepeel,ginger,seal1ion,parsleyspirit:toenhancethecapacityofallrespiratoryprotection,wegothroughfireandwater,pleasedrinksouptofamily!Themostclassicaltext:atextualresearchofaddictionnetizensannouncedthatitstextual

12、researchfromChinareflectionistheearliestrecordofsevereacuterespiratorysyndrome(S?RS)literature:caocaoattack,thanksdianweilaydowntheguard.Caocaowasoutofdanger,buthewasnotarmed.SRS,mustdie!Therhymingtext:severeacuterespiratorysyndrome(SARS)reallybad,havebeensuffering,inordertoavoiddamage,mustbewearing

13、masks,maintainnormalmood,tofromitsharm,finallyIwishyouahappyday.Themoonlightisthicklikewine,thespringcolorisveryeasytoblowthewillow,thepeachblossomforalongtime,dontknowtoseeno,thevirusisveryfew,don,tbeintheworld,donotwashhandsandwashhands!Themostverbosetextmessage:thehighestdirective:washyourhandsbe

14、forethemeal.Washyourhandswhenyoureturn.Washyourhandsafterdriving;Washyourhandswhenyoutouchthewest.Themostflatteringtext:don,twearfacemasktoshowthebeautyofyourface,wearfacemasktohighlightyourbeauty,wearnotwearfacemaskyouinmyheartisthemostbeautiful.ThemostStorizedtextmessage:anoldear-back,closetodaily

15、hearingpeop1esaySARS,oldtoogrumble:afraidoftheelectricity,don,tturnonthelamp,(chInesenewsnet)Theidealtextmessage:SARSperiodverymuchyou,donotwearafacemasknotcough,donotdrinkChinesemedicinenottohaveafever,everydayshopnotcold,SARSthestarisyou.Themosttendermessage:Igentlytwistyourear,touchyourcheekgentl

16、y,kissyour1ipssweet.Oh,Iamafacemask,remembertowearme!Themostsimpletext:dearfatherandmother,howareyou?IwasverygoodinBeiJing1SARSIhadbeenprevented.ThegoodofSRSWeallpayattentiontopersonalhygiene.Becauseof(1)thepopularcoldinspring,thecommondiseasessuchasenteritisarereduced.Thestatusofthenationalmedicinehasbeenenhancedinanunprecedentedway.Somanymasks,disinfectantandhygieneproductsaresaved;Thesocialstatusofhealthcareworkershasimprovedsignificantly.rareimprovementinpublichealthcond