The Simpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、gycatcantbeinhereifshesun-vested.但我的小猫咪特别有同情心Oh,butmykittyissoempathetic.她可是最有爱最可爱最温柔最甜蜜Shesthemostcaring,lovable,gentle,sweet.我的焦虑治疗鸡Myanxietychicken!快来人啊Somebodydosomething!我可不行我太能共情了Icantdothings,manempath.我没法应对冲突mconflict-averse.小苹果快支持我Supportme,Apples.我滴妈呀Oh,boy.西奈喇叭鸟类医院刚刚的手术确实很危险Well,itwaspeck

3、-and-goforaminutethere,但格温妮丝家禽会没事的butGwynethPoultryisgonnabeallright.这是你的天文数字账单Here,syourastronomicalbill.他们会付钱的Oh,theyllbecoveringit.一万六为了救一只鸡$16,000?!Forachicken?我才花了20块钱就吃了一大桶鸡Ijustateawholebucketofthemfor20bucks.阿壳炸鸡现包含更多的鸡爪子人造鸡喙鸡声带移植Prostheticbeak?Cluck-Iearimplant?鸡心里治疗我们可没这个钱Bawktherapy?Wedon

4、thavethemoneyforthis.人们说要想在财务上摧毁一个家庭Theysayallittakestofinanciallyruinafamily只需要一张意外的医疗账单isoneunexpectedmedicalbill.但谁想到咱家的会是一张给个傻鸡看病的账单Whoknewourswouldbeforjackingupsomebougie-asschicken?抱歉把我的马利宝史黛西梦幻之家卖♥♥了吧Iamsosorry.YoucansellmyMalibuStacyDreamHouse.现在已经涨价了我刚把厨房♥改造了一下Itsincre

5、asedinvalue.Ijustredidthekitchen.放松用不着卖♥♥你的玩具Relax.Werenotgonnasellyourtoys.她的萨克斯更值钱Thesaxiswheretherealmoneyis.老侯Homer.咋了我的底层中底层What?Myupper-lower,middle-lower,最底层的收入可付不起这笔钱lower-classincomeisntgonnagetusoutofthis.为了拯救我的家庭Inordertosavethisfamily,我要做一件从来没做过的事mgonnahavetodosomethingvene

6、verdonebefore,找工作getajob.你干过八百个工作了Oh,youvehadtonsofjobs:警♥察♥卖♥♥♥房♥♥开健身房♥色情烘焙和大♥麻♥点烟cop,realtor,gymowner,eroticbaker,weedsommelier.这都是为了自我成长Thosewereformyowngrowth.这回是为了家庭Thistime,it,snotpersonal.这个听起来不错招厨师的Ooh,thisonesoundsperfect

7、.Theyrehiringcooks.找活计网电击枪杀牛员厨子盗墓者学徒拼车司机擦鞋员搏击俱乐部裁判烹饪我唯一一件很有信心的事Ooh,cooking.ThatsoneoftheonlythingsIdontdoubtmyselfat.”有趣的工作内容有竞争力的薪水Excitingwork,competitivesalary,给我吃急聘团队成员”teamplayerswantedatGimmeChow.1给我吃是啥WhatsGimmeChow?是一个新的外卖♥♥程序Itsanewfooddeliveryapp.自从食堂大妈朵拉去参加食堂梦魇之后Theteachersh

8、avebeenusingiteversince老师们就都用这个点餐了1.unch1.adyDorawasonCafeteriaNightmares.食堂梦魇每晚在福克斯播出直到永远只展现最真实的故事他们只招夜班的人Theyreonlyhiringforeveningshifts.夜里那是你和食物一起创造晚餐的时间Evenings?Thatswhenyouandthefoodmakedinnerhappen.我可不会做猪排1dontknowhowtomakeporkchops.你在哪里杀猪在水槽里吗Wheredoyoukillthepigs?Inthesink?拜托大家我们可以帮帮妈妈的Come

9、on,guys.WecanhelpMomout像一家人一样做饭andcookdinnerasafamily.当然了一天哪你懂的Yeah,dloveto.-Aw,geez,youknow,但那也太-估计不行吧butthats.-1probablywouldnot.侯默我们需要这笔钱Homie,weneedthis.亲爱的我们当然都愿意帮忙Honey,ofcoursewereallhappytohelp.看看我已经在做饭了1.ook,malreadycooking.菲少利玉米片这就是玉米片是如何诞生的Thisishownachosareborn.给我吃拉尔戈先生但你已经有一份工作了Mr.1.arg

10、o?Butyoualreadyhaveajob.我在公立学校教音乐马姬Iteachmusicinapublicschool,Marge.你自己算算我肯定当时没算清楚Dothemath.Isuredidnt.同志们我是芬恩邦内伊德Folks,mFinnBonIdee.我是给我吃的首席执行官和终极大脑IamCEOandheadmind-blowerhereatGimmeChow,我想出一招来干扰餐厅配送andIcameupwithawaytodisruptrestaurantdelivery.那就是摆脱餐厅Bygettingridoftherestaurants.引进给我吃魅影厨房♥

11、IntroducingtheGimmeChowghostkitchen.二十个只有配送的餐饮品牌20newdelivery-onlydiningconcepts,由一个中♥央♥厨房♥操作我们的中♥央♥厨房♥operatingoutofonecentralkitchen,ours.携手共进我你你的排班经理Together,meandyou,andyourshiftmanager.吉尔冏德森JillJunderson.将彻底革命食物配送.aregonnarevolutionizefooddelivery并喂饱所有朋

12、友们就在andfeedallourfriendsherein.“春天镇”,Spring-feld.直无此图正是这种热情让我ThatstheexcitementIliketo.有人想问问题Oh,wegotaquestion.等下哈一个厨房♥要假装是二十家餐厅Wait,soonekitchenispretendingtobe20restaurants而实际上是根本没有餐厅whenitsactuallyzerorestaurants?听上去好像你在钓鱼Itsoundslikeyourecatfishingthepublic.想象成是给他们吃穷孩子三明治Thinkofitascatfis

13、hpoboy-ingthem,这也是猪猪妈妈河口小餐馆的招牌菜whichisaspecialatMamaJujusBayouBistro.这份工作能挣多少Howmuchdoesthisjobpay?最低工资Minimumwage.还有加班费超多超肥的加班费Plusovertime.Sweet,juicyovertime.钱包一下子就被真钞塞满Thatllreplacethenewspaperinyourwallet.相信我这份工作会是Andbelieveme,thisjob,sgonnabe”简单容易肥而油腻”easypeasylikegrilledcheesy.一份简单烤奶酪做吧主厨OneE

14、asyPeasyGrilledCheesy.Thatsyou,Chef.主厨从来没有人叫过我Chef?Wow.Noonesevercalledme十一份烤奶酪Makethat11grilledcheeses.六个寿司玉米煎饼二十一根配料吉拿棒Sixsushiburritos.21loadedchurros.停不下来Theyrenotstopping!奶酪我要奶酪Cheeses.Ineedcheeses.奶稣阿&hearts啦♥佛祖上帝我们什么都要主厨Cheesus,AllaBUddha,Hashem.Weneedemall.Chef.热气腾腾刚出炉走过路过让过下主厨Hotstuffcomingthrough,Chef.最后说一次你不是我的菜主厨Forthelasttime,yourenotmytype,CheE拐角后面Corner.-Behind.身下-呼越过Under.-Whoo.Over.中间一天上Betwixt.-Ceiling.重肠越南三明治素食爱好者披萨Baloneybanhmi.Vealloverspizza.把烤奶酪烤了吧主厨Andfirethosegrilledcheeses,Chef.主厨收到给我一秒我要蛋黄酱Heard,Chef.Givemeasec.Ineedmayo.求求你不要起诉我Pleasedontpresscharge