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1、汉堡脸Hamburgerface!天才叔公消失魔术金米魔术表演快点金米Hurryup,Kimmy!我都要去睡了It,salmostbedtime你也知道规矩在我心中有多重要andyouknowhowimportantrulesaretome.这可是魔术Thisismagic.魔术不用遵守规矩Magicdoesntfollowrules.这是你的牌吗Is.thisyourcard?不是No.这张呢Thisone?不是No!这张呢Thisone?早日康复不是No!这张呢Thisone.银行那是信♥用♥卡♥Thatsacreditcard.我就用这个来网购魔

2、术装备Yeah,Iusedittoorderthismagickitonline.小小巫师魔术装备看完说明书再来叫我Callmewhenyouvereadtheinstructions.我要去做好玩的事情了mgonnagodosomethingfun.比如用牙线剔牙likeflossmyteeth.你怎么做到的How,dyoudothat?看说明书Readtheinstructions.说明书才不好玩Instructionsarenofun.会害得魔术一点魔法都没有Theytakeallthemagicoutofmagic.再找一个魔术做做吧MaybeIjustneedtofindanothe

3、rtrick.早安Goodmorning!天啊我出去倒垃圾都迷路了Boy,didIevergetlosttakingthistrashout.天才叔公UncleGrandpa!你应该可以教我魔术Maybeyoucanteachmemagic.我不是很确定mnotreallysure.如果你准备好大玩特玩的话ifyourereadyforhowmuchfun那就来学魔术吧weregonnahavelearningmagic!你刚刚那魔术怎么做的Howdyoudothattrick?那不是魔术Thatwasntatrick.单纯是低级的作画失误Thatwasasloppycartoonistmis

4、take.卡♥通&hearts濒道不管什么歪瓜裂枣都招进来CartoonNetworkwillhireanybody.来给你表演点魔术Hereheressomemagic.拿好我鼻子你耳朵后面有什么Gotmynose.Whatsbehindyourear?棉签Acottonswab?不对Thataintright.不然你就从1到27选一个数我How,boutyoupickanumberfrom1to27,andll,uh不行只有我爷爷才表演这种魔术No,no,no,thesearetricksmygrandpawouldshowme.无意冒犯Nooffense.什么What?那你

5、怎么学的魔术Well,howdidyoulearnmagic?这座遥远的神秘巫师学校Thisfaroffmysticalschoolforwizards.巫师学校叫什么名字Schoolforwizards?Whatsitcalled?金山社区大学GoldenHillsCommunityCollege.2003届加油野猪班Classof2003.GoHogs.也许我可以借用一下你的神奇包包MaybeIcouldjustborrowyourmagicalbag.不行No,no.这种包包的主人只能是Abaglikethiscanonlybeowned技艺最精湛最专业的bythemostskilled

6、,professional-我不知道你够不够负责任1dontknowifyoureresponsibleenough.我也想变魔术Iwanttodomagic,too.最好的学法是自己动手Well,thebestwaytolearnisbydoingityourself.你可以协助我变这场经!ft的消失魔术Youcanbemyassistantinthisclassicdisappearingact.然后就可以知道魔术怎么变了Andthen1Iknowhowthetrickworks.我一说魔法咒语就关门OnceIsaythemagicwords,closethedoor.准备好了吗Ready

7、?天灵灵地灵灵急急如律早安令Hocus-ca-presto,goodmorning,Modesto.不好意思我妹呢Excuseme.Wheresmysister?我让她消失了Imadeherdisappear.怎么她房♥问这么乱啊这什么包啊Andwhysherroomtrashed?What,sthisbag?这门哪来的你会变魔术吗Where,dthisdoorcomefrom?Doyoudomagic?可以帮我做代数作业吗Knowenoughtohelpmewithmyalgebrahomework?这条裤子好不好看Doyouthinkthesepantslookgood?先生

8、Mister?这什么地方Whatisthisplace?一定就是魔法虚空ThismustbetheLandoftheMagicalVoid-一切魔法物品之炼狱apurgatoryforallthingsmagic.我就在社区大学上过这方面的课Itookaclassonthisatthecommunitycollege.你过了吗Didyoupass?没错抱歉Yeah,sorry.手戳鼻孔就没法闻味了Butifyouplugyournose,youwon,tsmellit.不对我是说算了No,Imeant-nevermind.你会让我们在现实消失吗Doyouknowhowtomakeusreapp

9、earinreality?当然会了我很确定就只要Oh,yeah,mprettysurewejustgot再走这扇门回去就行togobackthroughthisdoor.那门呢Well,wheredidthedoorgo?魔法♥会♥欺骗你的大脑Magichasawayoftrickingyourbrain.这是不是表示要被困在这了吗Doesthatmeanwe,regonnagetstuckhere?我有个哥哥绝对会vegotabrotherwhowill开始无端问来问去definitelystartaskingsomequestions.别急金米Relax,Kim

10、my.只要找到门就行了Wejustneedtofindthatdoor.一定就在这附近Itsgottobearoundheresomewhere.天才叔公UncleGrandpa!快过来金米Overhere,Kimmy.我弄来了个魔毯Isnaggedusamagiccarpettorideon.快爬上来Climbaboard.好Okay.我跟你说骑魔毯Hey,youknow,ridingonthismagiccarpet让我想起来了那部电影kindofremindsmeofthatonemovie.没错我就爱看西雅图夜未眠Oh,yeah.IloveSleeplessinSeattle.在这停好

11、Stopthere.不好意思你有没有看到一扇门Excuseme,haveyouseenadoor刚好经过comethroughhere?谢了回见Thanks!Seeyoulater.这么多八号♥球怎么都在到处飘啊Whatswithalltheseeightballsfloatingaround?神奇八号♥球是上古神器Magiceight-ballsareancientartifacts可以解答人生中最重大的谜题thatcanprovideanswerstosomeoflife,sbiggestmysteries.神奇八号♥球啊Oh,magiceight

12、-ball我们被困在这里的概率有多大whatarethechancesofusgettingtrappedhere?不会吧Oh,no.无限大这可不是好事Infinity-thatcantbegood.天才叔公是那扇门UncleGrandpa,thedoor!跑到漩涡里面去了Itjustwentintothatswirlything.魔毯快追那扇门Carpet,followthatdoor.定要说出奇妙的咒语Yougottosaythemagicword.请字请你帮帮忙Please?天灵灵地灵灵急急如律早安令Hocus-ca-presto,goodmorning,Modesto.里面好黑啊Boy

13、,itsureisdarkinhere.这一定就是黑魔法区ThismustbetheBlackMagicarea-胆小鬼不能随便来definitelynotforthefaintofheart.真希望这个魔毯有头灯Well,Isurewishthiscarpethadsomeheadlights.等等还真既有头又有灯Wait,Igetit-head-lights.感觉这个地方很不对劲天才叔公mnotsosureaboutthisplace,UncleGrandpa.有人提到天才叔公吗DidsomebodysayUncleGrandpa?我的天O.M.G.!真的是你It,sreallyyou.都

14、过了好久了What,itsbeenages.乔纳森能再见到你真高兴Hey,Jonathan.Itsgreattoseeyou.什么你们两个相互认识吗What,youguysknoweachother?那当然Oh,yeah.我跟乔纳森JonathanandI在社区大学是同学一起学魔术studiedmagictogetherbackincommunitycollege.快看看我黑魔界的黑魔王Andnowlookatme-DarkLordoftheBlackMagicrealm.不过你也认识我Butyouknowme.我可不喜欢“羊羊得意”Idontliketogoataboutit.没错Yeah,yeah!乔纳森啊真是个开心果Oh,Jonathan,alwaysbringin,thejokes.那什公风把你跟你朋友So,uh,whatbringsyouandyourfriend吹来这个祭祀圣地呢intothissanctumofsacrifice,anyway,eh?我们其实是在找一扇经过这里的门Wewereactuallylookingforadoorwesawcomethisway.得用它来回现实世界Ineedi