TheSimpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、illbeplayingforthewholefirstquarter.我们必须得赶在老邻居八卦之前Wehavetomeetthenewneighbors认识一下新邻居beforetheyhearaboutusfromtheoldneighbors.我在这里朋友是很多的Hey,Ihavefriendsinthisneighborhood.有那个我总是从他家草坪抄近道的兄弟TherestheguywhoselawnIusedasashortcut,还有那个邮箱把我车撞了的哥们theguywhosemailboxcrashedintoourcar,还有万圣节糖巨难吃的奶奶andMrs.BadHal

3、loweenCandy.知道我的糖难吃Ifmycandyissobad,你还拿那么多whyyoutakesomuchofit?以前认识的人已经来不及修补关系了1.ook,thepeoplewhoknowusarealostcause,但新来的人还不认识咱们butthesenewpeopledon,tknowus,所以必须得给他们留个好印象soitisreallyimportanttometomakeagoodimpression.别担心妈妈我的屁♥股♥已经洗净了Oh,dontworry,Mom,mybuttisclean适合见人andreadytobeseen.安妮

4、布莱克本幸会AnneBlackburn.Charmed.欢迎光临你没生气吗Yourenotupset?不会的我是塞耶No.ImThayer.能逃离城市Sohappytoleavethecity见一见真实的人真好andbearoundrealpeople.对呀Uh,yes!我是马姬这是侯默mMarge,andthisisHomer.真是太久没有给新来的邻居ItsbeensolongsinceImadeabasket做欢迎花篮了forpeoplemovingin.可惜你被吓跑了这镇子真不错没想到1.ovethistown.Cantbelieveithas竟然有三家甜甜圈店threeLardLadl

5、ocations.有一家是警♥察♥专供的警告你别乱来Uh,oneofthoseispoliceonly,sobackoff,pal.师♥傅♥你是做什么工作的So,whatdoyoudo?肯定是让我看起来Somethingthatmakesme一事无成的那种工作looklikeanothing,Ibet.没有我是专卖♥♥跑车的Ha.Iownasportscardealership店在春田镇北边有空来看看innorthSpringfield.Hey,dropbyanytime.塞耶布莱克本兰瞰基尼我刚刚白日梦梦到了

6、这车Ijusthadafantasyaboutthiscar.还有迪克范戴克AndDickVanDyke.朋友到时候让我Well,myfriend,perhapsIcould给你介绍介绍setyouupwithsomething.那车太贵了吧而且我们还在Thosecarsareexpensive,andwerestillpayingoff按揭还新厨具的钱mynewspatula.其实大多数人不会买♥♥我无所谓Look,mostpeopledon,tbuy.Idontcare.就过来看看溜达溜达Justpopinforalook,stretchout,一个跟我们在前座

7、调试一下防盗措施chugasmartwaterinthefrontseatonus.我能试驾吗CanIgetatestdrive当着以前高中同学的面infrontofeveryone1wenttohighschoolwith?当然可以Ofcourse.哟吼手劲儿还挺大Whoa-ho,thatsquiteagrip.瞧见没马姬天天掐娃是有好处的See,Marge?Stranglingtheboyhaspaidoff.开玩笑而已我已经不再那么干了Justkidding.Idontdothatanymore.时代变了Timeshavechanged.你打匹克球吗Hey,doyouplaypickle

8、ball?是那个类似网球但是不用跑的游戏不Isthatthegameliketennisbutyoudonthavetorun?你当然还是得稍微挪一挪的Well,youdohavetomovealittle.那我不玩-好可惜Thenno.-Aw,that,stoobad,因为我打的地方有个贼牛批的causewhereIplay,theresthisgreat冰激凌店就在街对我玩icecreamplaceacrossthest.-min!周六两点我开车Saturdayat2:00.1willdrive.趁着男人们出去鬼混了马姬Andwhiletheboysarehangingout,Marge,

9、要不要来场马杀鸡howaboutamassage?当然但我得说一句Sure,butIhavetowarnyou,我的手指没那么有力myfingersarentthatstrong.不是啦我们去马杀鸡No,no,wegetmassages顺便透过脸洞一起聊聊天我请客whilewechatthroughthefaceholes,mytreat.听着伙计如果你是想搬进这个社区1.isten,pal,ifyou,removingintothisneighborhood,有件事我得提醒你一下thereisonethingvegottowarnyouabout.大家伙们日安安呀我给新人们Howdily-d

10、oodily.Ibroughtbibles带来了圣经forthenewarrivals.那个蠢蛋是谁Who,sthatstupidguy?这就对了Exactly.如果你正在被霸凌Ifyourebeingbullied,谨记一切都会好起来的justknowitwillgetbetter.会好起来的Itwillgetbetter.等你老了点让自己变有钱Andwhenyoureolder,getrich然后把他们的自尊使劲扯出来andwedgietheiregos.一切都会好起来虽然你会变秃头没有人可以霸凌我让我不再筋凌Nobodytriestobullymeintonotbullying.疼我只是

11、想跟你击个掌而已谈OwlIwasjusttryingtogiveyouahighfive.呆子Nerd!礼堂不再霸凌教授你教会了我一堂重要的课Professor,youvetaughtmeaveryimportantlesson.成年人也会是呆子Adultscanbenerds,too.呆子-我要告老师Nerd!-mtelling.太晚了Ah.Toolate.干得漂亮内尔森Goodone,Nelson.别告诉我♥干♥得如何Donttellmewhatsgood.别担心苗浩斯那场讲座教会我Dontworry.Milhouse,thatassemblytaughtme应

12、该干什么justwhattodo.内尔森我明白你也在挣扎Nelson,Iunderstandthatyourestruggling,too.没错我在挣扎Thatsright,Iamstruggling.怎么让你来一趟喷泉之旅withyourlackoffountainrides.*你的内♥裤♥湿哒哒*Youwetyourpants*巴仔内♥裤♥湿哒哒*Bartwethispants.*你继续灌水You,keepthewatercoming.剩下的人发视频Therestofyou,postvideo.不要竖屏要横屏不然每人都来一轮Notve

13、rtical,landscape,oryoullallgetit他比以往更坏了Hesworsethanever.我的报告让每所学校的恶霸都更坏了Mypresentationshavemadebulliesworseineveryschool.我们本希望这次会不一样Wehopedthistimewouldbedifferent.口育这可咋整Oy.Nowwhat?尼尔森干的他真的失控了ItwasNelson.Hesreallyoutofcontrol.注意了学生们Attention,students.请留意Bewarned.疼我集邮用的手臂0w!Mystamp-collectingarm.我觉得我

14、应该知道帮你的办法IthinkImightknowawaytohelpyou.你要怎么帮我对付恶霜Howareyougonnahelpmewithabully?就是啊丽莎Yeah,Lisa.你甚至不会踩死一只虫子Youcantevensquishabug.可怜的虫子Thatpoorbug.是葡萄干Itwasaraisin.可怜的葡萄干Thatpoorraisin.它就不该离开弗雷斯♥诺♥市ItnevershouldhaveleftFresno.菲尼亚斯Q奶油冰激淋你可能没看出来Youprobablycouldnttell,我以前没打过球butveneverplaye

15、dbefore.其实等一下1.Um.-Holdon.好吧你吃匹克球的时候Allright,Istartedtosuspect我就开始怀疑了侯默whenyoutriedtoeatthepicklebalLHomer.不是食物就不该叫作食物名字Nothingshouldbenamedfoodthatisntfood.我喜欢跟直率的人玩Well,Ilovehangingoutwithsomeonesostraightforward.悄悄跟你说我在工作中Confidentially,inmybusiness,见过太多虚伪和欺骗Imeetalotoffraudsandphonies.我讨厌骗子Ihatep