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2、ughtyouahousewarminggift.这完全都是杰的功劳Jaydeservesallthecredit.-暂时将你们眼睛闭起来-或许永远别睁开了-Closeyoureyes.-Maybeneveropenthem.请看Ta-da!他是位老派酒保来看看Hesanold-timebarkeep.Now,checkitout.他是个大块头就像小卡Hesabigguy,likeCam,他有红色的头发就像你andhe,sgotredhair,likeyou!爸爸Dad!这就是我们需要的一点奇思妙想Thisisexactlywhatweneeded.Alittlewhimsy!我超喜欢Ilov

3、eit!你才不呢其他基佬们告诉他No,youdont.Othergays,tellhim.我们会和这家伙玩得很开心的Weregonnahavesomuchfunwiththisguy.比如在独♥立♥口给他戴山姆大叔帽Wecanthrowa-anUncleSamhatonhim感恩节戴新移♥民♥帽forthe4thofJuly,apilgrimhatforThanksgiving.同志骄傲节的时候戴彩虹假发Orarainbowwigfor.forpride.这是件艺术品Well,itsapieceofart.你们不会想把他弄得傻乎乎的吧1d

4、ontthinkyouwanttomakeitsilly.所以这个大家伙有名字吗So,doesthis,uh,bigfellahaveaname?当然因为他是小卡和米奇的合体Suredoes.Sincehe,sacomboofCamandMitch,所以叫卡奇he,sKitsch.是的没错爸爸太完美了Oh,yeah!Yes,heis!Dad,itsperfect!太棒了现在米奇尔更开心了Great.NowMitchellsevenhappier.我会在这个房♥子里终老的mgonnadieinthishouse.-K8-艾丽克斯-Hi.-Alex.Hi.请进请坐Comein.Hav

5、easeat.所以So,um.所以我就直说了So,Iguesslljustgetrightintoit.当我邀请你加入我的团队时I-Ididntseethiscoming我没预料到会有这事whenIaskedyoutoworkwithme,我想我有点担心andIguessmsortofafraid.你会如何反应.howyou.how.howyoumightreact,这也解释了我举止尴尬的原因which,uh,explainswhymactingsoawkwardly以及我为什么说话停不下来andwhythissentencewontseemtoend,演员休格兰特这么做就很讨喜whichis

6、sodelightfulwhenHughGrantdoesit,但我听起来就像胡言乱语butIjustsoundlikearaving.-让我来说吧-快请-Letmestopyou.-Pleasedo.我知道你想要说什么1thinkIknowwhatyouretryingtosay.显然我们之间有暗潮汹涌的情愫Uh,itappearstheressomeromantictensionbetweenus,你担心一旦我签了合同andyoureafraidthatonceIsignmycontract,我们就失去了发展的可能wewontbeabletoactonit.事实上Uh.actually,我

7、只是打算告诉你Iwas.Iwasjustgoingtotellyou我们的项目移到瑞士了thatourprojecthasbeenmovedtoSwitzerland.靠海莉Damnit,Haley!那你为什么支支吾吾Well,thenwhywereyouhemmingandhawing还提到休格兰特andbringingupHughGrant,这会让每个女孩都直接联想到爱情喜剧whichtakeseverygirlrighttorom-com?!我担心你不想搬那么远Well,1wasafraidthatyouwouldntwanttomovesofar.而且我感觉And.And.And.An

8、dyouknow,Ifeelresponsible对你的辞职有责任foryouquittingyourjob.忘记我刚刚说的所以去瑞上对吧ForgetwhatIsaid!So,uh,Switzerland,huh?他们提供住房♥吗其实还真提供呢-Dotheypayforhousing?-Um,actually,yeah.太好了这替我解决了一个大问题Perfect.Perfect.Thatsolvesabigproblemforme.我加入机场见Yep.Countmein.Seeyaattheairport.等下Holdon!看来有些事情Um,itseemslikethere,ss

9、omething我们得绕回去聊下thatweshouldcirclebackto.不不我没事No,no,no.mfine.艾丽克斯我从没想过Alex,veneverc-considered和你交往的这种可能aromanticrelationshipwithyou.“太棒了”还可以再回味下Oh,great.Letsreliveit.我年龄比你大好多Imean,msomucholder.我还和你姐姐交往过I-I-Idatedyoursister.都是很好的理由停车费还在跳表我Allgoodreasons.matameter,somjust.但假如对你来说Butifit,ssomethingthat

10、isntcompletely交往不是毫无可能的话outoftherealmofpossibilityforyou,那久如果我说thendbelyingifIsaid我觉得是不可能的那就是撒谎itwasoutoftherealmofpossibilityforme.-好的-所以我们再聊聊之前的话吧-Oh.Okay.-So,letsgoback.你是说如果我们之前就已经是恋爱关系Youresayingthatifwehadapre-existingrelationship,更确切地说是以量子态形式存在的关系orrather,arelationshipthatexistedinaquantumsta

11、te,就好像两个缠在一起的粒子liketwoentangledparticles.你不用为了我特地简化但.Youdonthavetodumbitdown,but.是的but,yes,我们就可以交往从法律上来说wedbegoodtogo,legallyspeaking.那或者现在我们应该创造一些证据Well,then,maybeweshouldcreateevidencenow来证明将来可能抑或不可能的恋爱关系ofarelationshipthatmayormaynothappenlater?什么证据Whatkindofevidence?我想我们可以发调情短♥信♥Is

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13、ow?证明我们以前就在一起了Proofthatweweretogether?或者亲下脸颊Uh,maybeakissonthecheek?好挑逗哦Yeah.Howprovocative.-是的-好的-Yeah!-Okay.andone,two,three.Mwah.天啊对不起Oh,God!GoodGod!msosorry.我以为我亲你的脸颊I-I-Ithoughtmy.mylipsandyourcheek.不我以为你说的是你的脸颊No,I-Ithoughtyoumeantyourcheek.不好吧-No!-Wow!Oh!Okay.好吧我们有照片了Well,that.that.wehaveit.-

14、是的这超重要的-我们做得真棒-Wehaveit,andthatssuperimportant.-Welldone,us!又勾住了真是好极了Oh,goodGod.Oh,justgreat.二位好啊-你好-Hello,youtwo!-Hi!来一个法式咸派吻吧好欧式啊-Howaboutalittlequiche?-Oh!HowEuropean.罗纳多你有什么秘方你有什么秘密Oh,Ronaldo,whatsyoursecret?小卡得到了密苏里的教练职位邀约Mm,CamgotofferedthatcoachingjobinMissouri,胡娇刚做了第八次拉皮andPeppergothiseighthfacelift.什么是的-What?!-1know.我们不再买♥♥汤了Wedontbuysoupanymore因为他无法完全合上嘴becausehecantclosehismouthalltheway.小卡你得到那个工作了Cam!Yougotthejob!-你们要搬家了-靠罗纳多-Andyouremoving.-Damnit,Ronaldo.很明显胡娇不是唯一一个Apparently,Pepper,snottheonlyone合不上嘴的人whocantkeephismouthclo